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blaid droog's avatar

the wiki link. she came to "view everyone as God's child and that means everyone deserves grace and respect." except Obama, muslins and teh gays.

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data_ninja's avatar

"P.S. I am not a crank"

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Rick Hill's avatar

"Murder is always bad." Yeeah, I know. That's right and everything. Even if their are a small number of people who seem as though their efforts will stand in the way of our society ever making large advancements and developments, it's still wrong, somehow, to kill them....

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Wombat's avatar

It's almost as though she doesn't understand how a press conference works.

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malsperanza's avatar

Her main error is in confusing "Fox News" with "free speech." Sorry, but the 1st Amendment does not protect loud continuous farting noises.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Everyone at Fox is overlooking the solution. Bomb more people. Bomb them harder. Like Jeebus taught us!

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malsperanza's avatar

And cleavage. Don't forget the cleavage and the short skirt.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Yeah. Like the current Republicans are the party of Lincoln.

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SterWonk's avatar

We bet that one will simply be LOADS of fun to fact-check.

We can haz a Dok Zoom Book Report? Pleez?

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diogenez's avatar

You just can't get good tokens these days.

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toomanyrappers's avatar

They have the magic ghost to protect them. ;)

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Do you think if those Christians were Jews we would even be hearing about this from the Friends of Israel(tm) Fox News?

No.

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RecreationalPilot's avatar

They had to be drowned.

FOX News says that drowning is the only way to make sure those 'Christians' were not witches.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

I'm pretty sure every boatload of Haitians that has ever foundered off our shores has been chock full of Christians, Fox News.

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PubOption's avatar

Does the Vatican have to import sailors from Switzerland?

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unclejeems's avatar

They all formed a circle and Roger asked them, OK, who wants to be the Democrat this year? She just happened to be the last one to step back.

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