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Bobo Brazil's avatar

That piece of shit would make Hitler puke.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Damn straight. But the GOP exploits their stupid fantasies.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Only figurative death and harm rendered by VOTES!

Bobo Brazil's avatar

You got me with that one! Thanks for the laugh.

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It's the rule at this website, which is privately owned, and where comments are not permitted.

Jessie's avatar

What midterms? Any day now fox will say they're not all that necessary and trump will tweetshart the next morning that they've been cancelled.

SeeTrain65's avatar

I'm sure Aunt Maxine has some of their balls in a small bag somewhere in a closet in the Capitol.

Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

Well that doesn't sound so bad. I mean, what could go wrong with a mentally ill narcissist as a dictator? Perhaps we could even just pass it down in the family like other dictators do. How do we know it wouldn't work?....Oh, yeah...never mind.

SeeTrain65's avatar

Can't wait for their reaction when African-Americans start asking for their permits.

SeeTrain65's avatar

They tie their hands down during the broadcast. Except for Gutfield. He just punches himself in the dick.

HooverVilles's avatar

>>^o.o^<<

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Niiiiice! You warmed the heart of the Ceiling Cat => Ceiling Cat Purrrrrs

Queen Méabh's avatar

You make a good point. I live alone with 2 cats so I know it's never someone's earrings or anything precious. It's usually a hair ball.

Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Change the national anthem to Jimmy Buffett's "Why Don't We Get Drunk".

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"55 percent of Republicans would favor “permitting the courts to fine news media outlets for publishing or broadcasting stories that are biased or inaccurate,” and 45 percent of Republicans like the idea of courts having the power to shut down media outlets for the same offenses."

These fucking morons are totally oblivious to the fact that the first thing to get shut down would be Fucks Gnus.