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phoenix00's avatar

Lemme guess: his melanin content was a wee bit too high for comfort all of a sudden.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He has enough bling to be confused for a "Russian Doorman" back in the days..

george lastrapes's avatar

The Middle East is like Kentucky, right?

george lastrapes's avatar

And saliva-spraying Judge Jeanine only complicates the math.

george lastrapes's avatar

I can tell an eyeball gouger when I see one.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He'd be kind of cute if he wasn't a republican.

Zyxomma's avatar

David Clarke? Not Dave Clark? One was really, really famous when I was a kid, the other was born to be a laughingstock.

Emil Muz's avatar

I have a bone to pick with SER, excuse me....Wilson Bros Libelz!1!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...I have this on my iPod

phoenix00's avatar

All dat fried chicken and watermelon tho.

phoenix00's avatar

My tickets are still open. I've been waiting years for that callback.

phoenix00's avatar

Vietnam. Germany (albeit successfully)

phoenix00's avatar

They do have disposable props, however.