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phoenix00's avatar

Lemme guess: his melanin content was a wee bit too high for comfort all of a sudden.

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ahughes798's avatar

That's right!

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He has enough bling to be confused for a "Russian Doorman" back in the days..

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george lastrapes's avatar

The Middle East is like Kentucky, right?

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george lastrapes's avatar

And saliva-spraying Judge Jeanine only complicates the math.

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george lastrapes's avatar

I can tell an eyeball gouger when I see one.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He'd be kind of cute if he wasn't a republican.

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JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

Can I haz my silver comeuppance?https://media.giphy.com/med...

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Zyxomma's avatar

David Clarke? Not Dave Clark? One was really, really famous when I was a kid, the other was born to be a laughingstock.

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Emil Muz's avatar

I have a bone to pick with SER, excuse me....Wilson Bros Libelz!1!

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Emil Muz's avatar

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...I have this on my iPod

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phoenix00's avatar

All dat fried chicken and watermelon tho.

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phoenix00's avatar

My tickets are still open. I've been waiting years for that callback.

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phoenix00's avatar

Vietnam. Germany (albeit successfully)

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They do have disposable props, however.

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