How come the liberal media never talks about stupid LIEBERALS warring on women, huh? It is like, one side is full of elected officials trying to make it legal for business owners to deny their workers slut pills and hating equal pay for equal work and loving rape, and the other side is an actor and probably Bill Maher saying gross things about Republican ladies' butts, and how is it fair that these are not treated exactly the same? Fox News, as you would expect, is FURIOUS.
We here at Wonkette are some of the most juvenile crass bastards ever to put imaginary pinkies up poopchutes, and I still don't think any of us have ever made comments as lame and unfunny as Jason Biggs.
Also what I inferred from watching her silently stand there, waving and not saying anything. Its like someone decided she seemed to innocent to treat the way they normally do politician's spouses. If that's a new trend, I'm all for it.
Late news. Malkin demanded a boycott against Biggs and his turtle cartoon MONTHS ago over this. Yeah, I know -- who the hell pays attention to Malkin? Well, she's in my local fishwrap, so I'm STUCK w/ her, that's who!
Excuse me, Fox News, but you might wish to note that John Carucci's job title at AP appears to be "Entertainment TV Producer".
I know you guys have long pretended your entertainment empire is in fact a news organization, but have you now reached the point of forgetting that anyone else believes there should be a distinction?
Or, Fox, if you want to see some truly vile stuff being said about people on <em>our</em> side of the aisle, go to <em>your own motherfucking website</em> and read the vomit spewed by the subhuman scum you call an audience.
Jesus, 1989. Timbuk3. I am old.
Digitally speaking, this didn&#039;t penetrate all that far.
As a Republican outrage method
&quot;Death Panels&quot; -- pretty effective &quot;Terrorist Fist-Bumps&quot; -- reasonably effective &quot;Bill Ayers&quot; -- mildly effective &quot;Ann Romney&#039;s Anus&quot; -- not so good
We here at Wonkette are some of the most juvenile crass bastards ever to put imaginary pinkies up poopchutes, and I still don&#039;t think any of us have ever made comments as lame and unfunny as Jason Biggs.
Shorter FOX:
BUTTHOLE CRITICISM STINKS
and stupid. just plain fucking stupid.
i hate plain fucking stupid.
Also what I inferred from watching her silently stand there, waving and not saying anything. Its like someone decided she seemed to innocent to treat the way they normally do politician&#039;s spouses. If that&#039;s a new trend, I&#039;m all for it.
Late news. Malkin demanded a boycott against Biggs and his turtle cartoon MONTHS ago over this. Yeah, I know -- who the hell pays attention to Malkin? Well, she&#039;s in my local fishwrap, so I&#039;m STUCK w/ her, that&#039;s who!
<i>You people </i> have once again proven yourselves unworthy of seeing more than one of Mitt&#039;s tax returns.
Don&#039;t you DARE start saying anything bad about Alyson Hannigan.
You know what? Fuck cracked.com for paginating all their content to get more pageviews...
(sorry, I work in the industry, pet peeve. But imagine if our Wonkette broke their posts into three pages for no reason...)
Christ on a stick- what is she wearing????
Aha.
Excuse me, Fox News, but you might wish to note that John Carucci&#039;s job title at AP appears to be &quot;Entertainment TV Producer&quot;.
I know you guys have long pretended your entertainment empire is in fact a news organization, but have you now reached the point of forgetting that anyone else believes there should be a distinction?
Or, Fox, if you want to see some truly vile stuff being said about people on <em>our</em> side of the aisle, go to <em>your own motherfucking website</em> and read the vomit spewed by the subhuman scum you call an audience.
And stay for the buttsechs?