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bobbert's avatar

Jesus, 1989. Timbuk3. I am old.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Digitally speaking, this didn't penetrate all that far.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

As a Republican outrage method

"Death Panels" -- pretty effective "Terrorist Fist-Bumps" -- reasonably effective "Bill Ayers" -- mildly effective "Ann Romney's Anus" -- not so good

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

We here at Wonkette are some of the most juvenile crass bastards ever to put imaginary pinkies up poopchutes, and I still don't think any of us have ever made comments as lame and unfunny as Jason Biggs.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Shorter FOX:

BUTTHOLE CRITICISM STINKS

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fuflans's avatar

and stupid. just plain fucking stupid.

i hate plain fucking stupid.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Also what I inferred from watching her silently stand there, waving and not saying anything. Its like someone decided she seemed to innocent to treat the way they normally do politician's spouses. If that's a new trend, I'm all for it.

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The Quirk's avatar

Late news. Malkin demanded a boycott against Biggs and his turtle cartoon MONTHS ago over this. Yeah, I know -- who the hell pays attention to Malkin? Well, she's in my local fishwrap, so I'm STUCK w/ her, that's who!

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Lot_49's avatar

<i>You people </i> have once again proven yourselves unworthy of seeing more than one of Mitt's tax returns.

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Shypixel's avatar

Don't you DARE start saying anything bad about Alyson Hannigan.

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Shypixel's avatar

You know what? Fuck cracked.com for paginating all their content to get more pageviews...

(sorry, I work in the industry, pet peeve. But imagine if our Wonkette broke their posts into three pages for no reason...)

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diogenez's avatar

Christ on a stick- what is she wearing????

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bobbert's avatar

Aha.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Excuse me, Fox News, but you might wish to note that John Carucci's job title at AP appears to be "Entertainment TV Producer".

I know you guys have long pretended your entertainment empire is in fact a news organization, but have you now reached the point of forgetting that anyone else believes there should be a distinction?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Or, Fox, if you want to see some truly vile stuff being said about people on <em>our</em> side of the aisle, go to <em>your own motherfucking website</em> and read the vomit spewed by the subhuman scum you call an audience.

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SullivanSt's avatar

And stay for the buttsechs?

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