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They’re far beyond fucking the chicken to death. They’re fucking that dead chicken so fast and furiously the fuck friction will roast that chicken from the inside. I wouldn’t recommend eating it tho, even if fully cooked.

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The sad thing is Fox News viewers don’t know they’re being played.

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In Boston for Oncolytic Virus conference. Weather is very Northeastern

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Crispy foreskin?

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How about MG resigns and Hillary Clinton is AG?

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I got very disheartened by my Trumpy neighbor today. She still thinks that the election was stolen, despite all the evidence to the contrary. She told me that some official in Arizona insists that Trump won that state. I asked her who it was, and she couldn't tell me. So she'll take the word of an unnamed official, without proof, over the Arizona Secretary of State.

She doesn't understand that an assertion is not the same thing as proof.

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Faulkner acted like she just watched 30 nuns die in a bus crash. Fox News is just disgusting.

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Chicken McFuckits...

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Nice times post (but not for your waistlines)

We have a surplus of eggs to use up so since this weekend is Halloween weekend and we'll be settling down to watch various Halloween themed shows on Saturday night we figured we'd put together a bit of a buffet dinner and themed baking.

Thus far we have;

Bbq chicken wings & blue cheese mayo dip

Cheeseburgers with loaded fries & homemade apple coleslaw with beer battered onion rings

Chocolate cupcakes topped with meringue ghosts.

Since my daughter is supposed to be making burgers and 2 sides for her food tech class once school starts again next week I figured it's the perfect time to get her doing a practice run. I'll also be teaching her to make her own mayo.

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Isn't that a scene in Pink Flamingos?

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Whar deviled eggs!?!?!

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Might do those at lunch time.

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I'll pop by about 11 with mimosa fixins, then?

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It's morning after in Arkansas and Nebraska. Bring on Governor Sarah Huckabee.

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Isn’t that the new name of the DC football team?

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