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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I have no shame!

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I'm sure they are typing his contracts up as we speak

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

You might be, but I'm not!Skeet! Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!Skeet!Skeet!

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josephebacon's avatar

Maybe Shirley's "Hung" more than Ed! NYUK! NYUK!

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H0mer0's avatar

Gottfried libel!

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H0mer0's avatar

crows feet? yeah, I see what you mean. Still cute though.

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H0mer0's avatar

Don't judge me! you were the ones with the dirty pictures

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H0mer0's avatar

It means "song" in Sanskrit if I recall.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I would have said 'self-inflicted.'

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I hope this doesn't threaten my future ability to get hired by Fox News. (I figure that it is only a matter of time before they need to replace Doocey after he accidentally drops a semi on himself or some fool thing.)

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Shibusa's avatar

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

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Shibusa's avatar

"Fuck me! We'll Do It Live!"

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

So riddle me this, Batman or Wonkette: why do all Fox News/NeoCon talking heads look like porkfat-fed middle-aged doughballs with pudding-bowl haircuts?

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aloharob's avatar

go on.

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SayItWithWookies's avatar

Ed Henry's very existence is an important lesson to us all -- namely, never bet against a dachsund and an olive loaf producing viable offspring.

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Caribou "Dumped" Barbie™'s avatar

What a fool. I doubt he works on FOX NEWS again.

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