We're suspending reporters for sexxytimes now? In your WTF, Really? News today, a blessed distraction from the agita over Donald Trump's Ascension to the GOP nomination: Fox News White House correspondent Ed Henry has been bounced off the air for an indeterminate time, because he did extramarital sexxytimes with some lady who is not his wife. Yes, America, we're now suspending Teevee reporters for behaving like common politicians. Or human beings, who tend to fuck a lot, not always with their spouses. Says the Politico:
I hope this doesn't threaten my future ability to get hired by Fox News. (I figure that it is only a matter of time before they need to replace Doocey after he accidentally drops a semi on himself or some fool thing.)
So riddle me this, Batman or Wonkette: why do all Fox News/NeoCon talking heads look like porkfat-fed middle-aged doughballs with pudding-bowl haircuts?
I have no shame!
I'm sure they are typing his contracts up as we speak
You might be, but I'm not!Skeet! Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!Skeet!Skeet!
Maybe Shirley's "Hung" more than Ed! NYUK! NYUK!
Gottfried libel!
crows feet? yeah, I see what you mean. Still cute though.
Don't judge me! you were the ones with the dirty pictures
It means "song" in Sanskrit if I recall.
I would have said 'self-inflicted.'
I hope this doesn't threaten my future ability to get hired by Fox News. (I figure that it is only a matter of time before they need to replace Doocey after he accidentally drops a semi on himself or some fool thing.)
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
"Fuck me! We'll Do It Live!"
So riddle me this, Batman or Wonkette: why do all Fox News/NeoCon talking heads look like porkfat-fed middle-aged doughballs with pudding-bowl haircuts?
go on.
Ed Henry's very existence is an important lesson to us all -- namely, never bet against a dachsund and an olive loaf producing viable offspring.
What a fool. I doubt he works on FOX NEWS again.