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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I'm sure they are typing his contracts up as we speak

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

You might be, but I'm not!Skeet! Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!Skeet!Skeet!

josephebacon's avatar

Maybe Shirley's "Hung" more than Ed! NYUK! NYUK!

H0mer0's avatar

crows feet? yeah, I see what you mean. Still cute though.

H0mer0's avatar

Don't judge me! you were the ones with the dirty pictures

H0mer0's avatar

It means "song" in Sanskrit if I recall.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I would have said 'self-inflicted.'

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I hope this doesn't threaten my future ability to get hired by Fox News. (I figure that it is only a matter of time before they need to replace Doocey after he accidentally drops a semi on himself or some fool thing.)

Shibusa's avatar

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Shibusa's avatar

"Fuck me! We'll Do It Live!"

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

So riddle me this, Batman or Wonkette: why do all Fox News/NeoCon talking heads look like porkfat-fed middle-aged doughballs with pudding-bowl haircuts?

SayItWithWookies's avatar

Ed Henry's very existence is an important lesson to us all -- namely, never bet against a dachsund and an olive loaf producing viable offspring.

Caribou "Dumped" Barbie™'s avatar

What a fool. I doubt he works on FOX NEWS again.