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Andrea Tantaros and friends think that they are pwning Hillary for seeking the latino vote at Chipoltes, the weirdo vote in an Uncle Rico van (Napoleon Dynamite), the drinker/stoner vote by wearing shades, and the poors' votes by eating at a chain restaurant.

Someday they hope to be doing election analysis for Megan Kelly, but that will probably consist of explaining how Hillary won by chasing swing voters at Waffle Houses, and felonious votes by having license plates on the van, in which Hillary tried to poach Palin voters with a road trip.

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BEANGHAZI!!!11!!!1!

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I can never remember - is Andrea Tantaros SMRT or she just smrt?

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The RWNJs won't be happy until HRC eats at Sambo's. http://www.thedailybeast.co...

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What should be kept in mind, though, is that these journalists will suffer horribly for eternity in hell for their misdeeds during life.

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I love that Hilary goes to possibly one of the whitest "Mexican" restaurant chains in existence. They're based out of Denver people!

It's the suburbanite version of Taco Bell.

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I would write a Chic Fil A joke, but it's too easy.

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Being a former (Thanks, FSM!) Buckeye, the "restaurant" of choice after a "bender" is White Castle. Four sliders, some onion rings and a chocolate shake downed and she would be good for the next day.

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Really???? Limp, damp, greasy, tasteless and undersized as they are???.....Really????.....

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Oh crap! This was 5 minutes away from me. But that also means that Joe the Plumber is like 15 minutes from me as well. I'm sure that he would have shown up if he knew.

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She didn't have a Big Mac Attack?

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Dick without a heart? Someone who should be working on a Cheyn-gang, if you get my drift.

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Can't you get those at walmart, in the shower and bath section?

8-|

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Some Mean Republican Twit.

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Have you eaten at one? Do you know anything about it at all? Its really a pretty interesting story. A very impressive fast food chain that has real organic food... What a concept! I am impressed as hell she went there. Tells me she knows what's going on the the US and I don't even favor her.

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silly Foxettes! Bill's an out-vegetarian. Does Chipotle make carnitas without the.. um... carnitas?

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