Man, it would have been nice to avoid writing about the Republicans having a sad over Jay-Z and Beyonce heading to Cuba. We've been pretending the whole thing didn't exist because it is just so much more racist arglebargle, but then Fox News had to get dumber and weirder by
I am so old. Is there really a Solange Knowles? No need to answer, I'll look it up, like I just had to look up "Hova". (Seriously? Jay-Z decided he had to one-up "based God"? Or, IDK, vece versa? My old man molecules are losing cohesion).
We were warned about how insidious those Obamas were.
If only we had listened. Now there will be gays marrying fire hydrants and mandatory prayers to FSM, and it&#039;s <i>all our fault.</i>
Next thing you&#039;ll tell me that Ice-T didn&#039;t kill any cops, and grew up to marry a white woman. As If!
I&#039;ll put one on the grill. What?
Merle was in the front row for every one of Johnny Cash&#039;s Folsom Prison concerts.
Did Bob Marley really shoot the Deputy, as well as the Sheriff?
Ya beat me to it!
You&#039;d think loyal viewers of the FoxPAC would understand that whole &quot;we just make shit up&quot; thing.
Well, <i>Lost</i>, anyhow.
Evolution.
Beyonghazi!!!!!!!
I am so old. Is there really a Solange Knowles? No need to answer, I&#039;ll look it up, like I just had to look up &quot;Hova&quot;. (Seriously? Jay-Z decided he had to one-up &quot;based God&quot;? Or, IDK, vece versa? My old man molecules are losing cohesion).
Ask Rosalita.
A real rap beef involves the Second Amendment, iirc.
Oh, dammit.
We were warned about how insidious those Obamas were.
If only we had listened. Now there will be gays marrying fire hydrants and mandatory prayers to FSM, and it&#039;s <i>all our fault.</i>
Ninja, Ninja RAP! Ninja, Ninja RAP! GO GO GO GO!
Oh, have a pudding pop!
Is this on the docket for before or after he investigates whether the White House is using whole-fat or skim milk? THE COUNTRY MUST KNOW THIS!