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...or trying to jam a 110V plug into a 220V socket....

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I would claim that not only do the Fox News "correspondents" have cartoon genitals, but they're all fucking Goofy!

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"Ablow"? "atitter"? I'm seeing a theme here ...

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I DON'T GET THESE REFERENCES AND GOOGLE ISN'T HELPING.

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It's the "Faux Mad LIbs" headline generator:

___(conservative group)____ are outraged at __(any facet of reality)__.

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How can one network create so many psycho-political neuroses in their viewers?

fify

(It's the GOP that's getting the mileage.)

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You're gonna smack your head really hard when you figure it out . . . try not to hurt yourself.

BTW, Keith was heavily influenced by his Russian father, D. Privedof.

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"this not about how to have great sex"

Did she base that observation on common sense, or on the basis of "tiny genitals"?

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I must have been exposed to too many tiny cartoon ding dings as a child, which warped me terribly, because I read that as "Spooge"

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Let's not even talk about his son, Juan.

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The usual lies about blindness and hairy palms?

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Oh, so you've already seen the pop-op book version?

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At our school teachers wear yoga pants. Because I guess they like 15 yr old boys playing pocket pool in class.

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You raise a valid point. Them filthy demon-pillows aren't going to conceal themselves.

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What pollyanna fantasy do you live in where the "right" don't hate <strike>women</strike>caterpillars?

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I was only listening, but he sure <i>sounded</i> like a dick.

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