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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

...or trying to jam a 110V plug into a 220V socket....

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I would claim that not only do the Fox News "correspondents" have cartoon genitals, but they're all fucking Goofy!

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

"Ablow"? "atitter"? I'm seeing a theme here ...

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I DON'T GET THESE REFERENCES AND GOOGLE ISN'T HELPING.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's the "Faux Mad LIbs" headline generator:

___(conservative group)____ are outraged at __(any facet of reality)__.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How can one network create so many psycho-political neuroses in their viewers?

fify

(It's the GOP that's getting the mileage.)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You're gonna smack your head really hard when you figure it out . . . try not to hurt yourself.

BTW, Keith was heavily influenced by his Russian father, D. Privedof.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"this not about how to have great sex"

Did she base that observation on common sense, or on the basis of "tiny genitals"?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I must have been exposed to too many tiny cartoon ding dings as a child, which warped me terribly, because I read that as "Spooge"

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Let's not even talk about his son, Juan.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The usual lies about blindness and hairy palms?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Oh, so you've already seen the pop-op book version?

Vienna Woods's avatar

At our school teachers wear yoga pants. Because I guess they like 15 yr old boys playing pocket pool in class.

Jared James's avatar

You raise a valid point. Them filthy demon-pillows aren't going to conceal themselves.

Jared James's avatar

What pollyanna fantasy do you live in where the "right" don't hate <strike>women</strike>caterpillars?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I was only listening, but he sure <i>sounded</i> like a dick.