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Klingenshit libel!!1!

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Hey! Someone had to do it!

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It's the eternal circle of life, err, derp.

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It's "Fox and Friends" so the collective IQ is pretty low to begin with.

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It has been Clear Cut.

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One of the primary qualifications for Fox Noose talkers: Must be able to figure out a way to blame Obama or "liberals" for anything bad that happens, and creatively detract from anything good. Must also be able to work yourself up to faux outrage over non-existent horrors, e.g., The War on Christmas and Death Panels.

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They need to pick a lane...

1. Obama is the most incompetent president EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR2. Obama is a dictator/king/regime controlling everything.

They roll with whichever fits their narrative best.

I want to know when Obama became Ruler of the Universe...

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That really was the Onion...Right??

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I don't seem to recall similar comments from Fox when W was ignoring Richard Clarke and daily briefings about "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in the U.S." in August, 2001.But maybe that's because W "kept us safe," in the words of his brother.I believe that principle is known as "The Sacred Mulligan."

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They need to adjust their meds.

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Unless she attacks Obama every time she's on air, she gets docked in her pay. Part of the contract.

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Well, it stinks and it makes people cry, so ...

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i’ve seen kingsmen, the documentary about british secret service. this is totally what they do, though it seems they would be better dressed.

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You miss the keyword here, which is C-O-M-M-I-E. We should settle with an over-engineered whiffle bat like the AR just to stick it to the Ruskies, because Murica. Also too maybe put it on our flag like Mozambique.

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January 2009. According to the FN channel transcripts of the inaugural address, Obama said that he would train then send those terrorists onto the train in France, along with personally taking everyone's guns away and creating Benghazi.

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I think I will be happier to watch a FaF/FNaF crossover (FNaF: Five Nights at Freddy's).

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