Fox News Morons So Scared Of Taking A Dump At Target

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Have you all signed up to help the American Family Association boycott Target? It's the hottest thing right now! Over 500,000 people have signed a pledge saying that, due to how Target says it is okay for people to use the bathroom that corresponds with their gender identity, they will never ever darken the doors of a Target, not never again! (As if they were not already redneck Walmart loyalists who think Target is for liberals.)

And as is the case with these sorts of things, wingnuts are out in public saying hilariously stupid things about it. We will now provide you a sampling of these wingnuts, starting with "Fox & Friends" because that is always where we start. The show brought on Fox News resident pervy misogynist "Doctor" Keith Ablow, to explain the Target situation to Steve Doocy and the new blonde one: