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If he'd just pay for it, he wouldn't have to pay for not getting it.

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"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Christian white men are created equal..."

It's the Southern Cracker version, which few of us are familiar with.

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I found it. And the falafel/loofah thing was from a very inebriated Billo confusing the two as described what he wanted to do to Andrea Mackris.

He was called "Falafel Boy" by some folks for a while after that.

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I'm 10 years in (it were the surgical kind at age 50, "bad, bad ovaries!") and appetite hasn't changed. But I gots hope.

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I'm glad my only experience of Fox "News" Channel consists of one trip to a doctor's office where it was on. I asked personnel to change the channel.

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I also saw something about that recently

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What is the sound of one hand masturbating?

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What does Bill O wear behind his desk? No one has ever seen him standing

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She undid my boots, she undid my jeansshe undid my tubes I had tied in my teens...

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More disturbing: Connecting Trump with hooker-pee sex, or O'Reilly with any kind of sex? Discuss.

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That's probably what the Fox crew consider women in the workplace to be.

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And, and, they can't change a fucking tire, in a How to Be a Man segment:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Point of order: Does sex include dragging your ex-wife down the stairs by her hair in front of her children and attempting to torpedo her new new cop husband's career with defamatory allegations?

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Oh, it’s just a bunch of stuff about O’Reilly trying to cram his tongue down her throat when she visited his house and making dirty phone calls and generally just being a rancid, rapey piece of shit.

Uh-oh. Looks like O'Really is plagiarizing again (Warning: NOT safe for work...or any kind of human consumption really):

https://youtu.be/o-s36dK0yQc

Just picture it being told it a more obnoxious tone, and you too can be Juliet Huddy for the day!

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Oh my god, you guys. That pic is totally Bill's "O-face."

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