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Emily was right - toomush sax and violins!

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and what about youth in Asia anyway?

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Really? Wow, didn't know that. Knew he was an accomplished violinist who could have made his profession from it, but chose the stooges.

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Yesh - at least it's good fertilizer.

On second thought, so is Reagan now.

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Didn't they have him embalmed at the end of his first term?

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Party Condom?

Partner Cooking?

Partially Cocked?

Principled Catastrophe?

Panache Connection?

Patient Contemplation?

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Wuts a yoot?

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I hold a weekly meeting every other week at which I require my staff to apologize for Christmas and having a penis (even if they don't have one). Productivity has never been better!

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But you could be

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That’s been a feature in some camps on the right for a while, see Stevenson, Adlai .

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Mmm- Reagan-flavored vinegar.

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And yet please look forward to your drunk uncle snidely saying "you've been to too many of Obama's weekly peecee meetings" at Thanksgiving this year

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What's even stupider is that this guy didn't realize that "political correctness" is not a thing outside of right-wing assholedom. We normal human beings call it "decency" and "respect for others."

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And don't get me started on presidential erections.

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