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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Fox should have a graphic of a clown car that the candidates would appear to be leaving as they approach their podiums.

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Rick Hill's avatar

They couldn't arrange them by IQ, it would fill the shallow end of the pool

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Querolous's avatar

Forum? That's one toga party I wont go to.

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willi0000000's avatar

crash test dummies have to produce accurate, reproducible data so . . . no.

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willi0000000's avatar

eye shadow? . . . blush? . . . lipstick?

[ aerosol vs trowel application? ]

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Who the hell ... will care about anything these people have to say in the dead of summer six months before the primary

Sheldon Adelson wanted something to watch while he was on vacation.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Non-clowncar-candidate Sen. Mark Kirk (R-IL) was caught on an open mic telling a colleague “I’ve been joking with Lindsey. Did you see that? He’s going to have a rotating first lady. He’s a bro with no ho. that’s what we’d say on the street.”

Apart from the absurdity of Mark Kirk hanging on "the street," (other than K Street) it shows exactly where Lindsey Graham stands in the esteem of his fellow-Senators. Which is at the bottom of a shithole.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

We need two Republican leagues (The Amerikan League and the Nazional League), each with three divisions and each division with four conferences. The winner of each conference and two top-ranking wildcard candidates will play sub-conference playoffs and then conference playoffs. And so forth until the best four-out-of-seven debates in the Gopworld Series. Oddly enough, this system would take less time than the current arrangement.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hey, don't misunderestimate Jindal. He could exorcize his rivals into submission.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Here Comes Huckabooboo

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

To be fair, he has to winnow the candidates down to those who fit into a cartoon. It would require a cyclorama to include everyone.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

That's what Joseph Campbell claimed.

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cheetojeebus's avatar

Burp Ooº Here, Hold my beer while I give a shit.

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toomanyrappers's avatar

I do not recall. :)

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