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Kind of a waste though. Once Roger Ailes is in front of her, there's just no room for the rest of them. It makes O'Reilly pretty bitter.

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WEATHER TOOK MAH FREEDOMS!!!

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I hate when that happens. I always tried to pee in Buzz's helmet, but once I got his and mine mixed up. -- Neil Armstrong

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Beware of Greeks bearing derp.

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Hey now, that tornado worked out just fine for Judy Garland!

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Have these people not seen Sharknado?

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<i>"...drastic changes to the environment pose a bigger threat in the daily lives of Americans than terrorism"</i>

Guns pose a much, much bigger threat to Americans than terrorism. Thanks NRA! You're worse than ISIL/ISIS.

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I challenge that result and demand that Andrea be tested for derp-enhancing drugs.

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Oh dear, you've given Miss Lindsey the vapors again! Somebody bring the salts! And a nice mint julep.

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Not significant. Because Africa.

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<i>“We had to give up our freedom and sit in our house, no cars on the road,”</i>

I'm trying to think which amendment guarantees our right to go out and get in the way of snow plows in the the midst of a civic emergency

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Well played, sir or madam or adult of your choice.

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That's the only reason she has this gig. That, and the no-brains thing.

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I don't know - have we any proof that they do? I've never specifically looked for evidence of buttons or zippers . . . .

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The second, obvs.

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I hate to think how that might have gone if not for the fact that there was at least some rain accompanying the windstorm.

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