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I loved having ferrets, but they were easily the most expensive pet I have ever owned.

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Perfect score. It was extremely easy.

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If I woke up next to Kimberly Guilfoyle, I would swear off the liquor. Then get tested for STD's.

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She was horrible even then. She was too big an attention whore even for Newsom, and that's saying something. This just proves she also totally lacks convictions, because whatever else you want to say about Newsom, at least he's a progressive, and I will vote for him.

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And her dad was a lefty political advisor, right*?

I'm firmly in the no convictions side. Like Gretchen Carlson, she just plays stupid on TV.

*not from CA, just interested in the politics and Newsom's hotness.

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All here who haven't seen "A Face in the Crowd"--correct that omission ASAP. Andy Griffith's greatest or next-greatest role--and (to his credit) it was politically important but damaging to his public persona.

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Throughout the primary, everyone kept wondering what Trump's kryptonite was. Unfortunately for his primary opponent, the tactic that spells his undoing works with everybody except right-wing morans.

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Michael Moore and Bill Maher have offered to do debate prep with Hillary. The right barbs inserted directly under the skin could result in a total meltdown on national teevee.

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Unless the election's rigged, of course.

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I is a oldz, and I got a perfect score, also too, but, Jesus! What party does the current President belong to? And 8% got it wrong.

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... political tests that he couldn't pass if his life depended on it, no doubt. It's the return of the Know-Nothing party, and I'm sure this version knows considerably less than the dead guys.

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In Sweden's defense, they make superb dark chocolate. Or did, my info isn't current.

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Tim Burton and Danny Elfman is so unholy, I refuse to watch their films anymore.

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Here's what it must be like to be a "Trump Surrogate."

https://vine.co/v/eUWEHZELLJv

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Hillary is Trump's red kryptonite.

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5 fake boobs.

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