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was that speech panned? i didn't really hear that.

i mean, I panned it, but i've been hearing nothing but wall to wall pro romney coverage (on npr) so it's hard to tel.

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speaking as a newly unemployed person, i for one can't wait for that job president romney will give me on nov 7.

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Wow, that's awesome! I love alternate history stories. In this one, "Romney" is what, George Romney, his likeable father, instead of a douchemonster?

Cool story, bro.

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I love how they hang onto the words NEWS. It's adorable.

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It's just that the words "Governor Romney Will Win" are so upsetting. Hold me...

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Did Karl Rove loan them <i>The Math</i> to figure out this map?

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Though I have 100 armies, I choose to roll only one defensive die.

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The 2007-2008 New England Patriots

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You think it's easy to sum to 100 using only two significant digits?

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Red State Geography Class: Covers your state and the states that touch you, in case they attack. All the rest is Europe which is where the gays are made.

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