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Jared James's avatar

It's important to get the spelling right. Any missing exclamation points count against you on the quiz.

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Jared James's avatar

There are NOW.

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Jared James's avatar

And of course, they sued and won the Constitutional right to air perjurers and liars 24/7.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Buddy Ha'Ali and the Yemeni Crickets?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I like Megyn's new 'do. She's always been my favorite FILF.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Everyone at Faux has dark roots. Oh, wait . . . you're talking about her hair?

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bobbert's avatar

<i>Seven Dwarfs For Seven Reindeer</i>. Worst musical ever.

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bobbert's avatar

See, this is why I detest Megyn Kelly, despite her occasional random outbursts of apparent sanity.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Tents have flaps, so does Roger Ailes!

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schmannity's avatar

The excessive force of the Ferguson Police is a hoax by the procedures and practices research cabal to get rich on millions of research dollars.

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PubOption's avatar

They were all looted during the riots, along with other tobacco products and alcohol.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...no scintilla of evidence indicating that Darren Wilson did anything wrong that day."</i>

There were several scintillas that day. They are called credible witnesses, physical evidence, dead body where a live teen should be.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

No, no, no. There are no vaginas involved, so this is a case where government should not be sticking its camel<strike>toes</strike>noses into other peoples' bizzness.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I guess Friday? Named for Venus. The seven days are named for the seven celestial bodies visible to naked eye. What a coincidence that we have the same number of days in the week! And that the Bible says it took seven days (actually six) to create the universe. Also seven dwarfs and seven reindeer until 1962 when Rudolf was hired.

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NorfolkAndWay's avatar

Camels, tents, Yemen - it's all connected

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I hope the Stewart team does this some justice. There are many example of Fox supporting and egging on the Bundy idiots.

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