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John Smith's avatar

I would call Hank Hill libelz, but I always figured Hank for a Fox viewer. Now I'm just confused.

Walter Wellstone's avatar

It's "the interwebs" and, from what I hear, it's a set of long pipes the go all around the world--as far as California.

Ryan Denniston's avatar

Also too, is Nugent in jail yet?

Joe T.'s avatar

I thought it was a series of tubes.

SillyBilly's avatar

but..I thought the govt. controlled interweb was socialism

Jack Millwater's avatar

“This is gonna be good, then!” Doocy replies, “It is! Because it’s a smartphone, it’s gonna be smart talk.” Oh my fucking GOD! These retards shouldn't even be in front of a camera run by the junior high A/V Club, let alone on national TV.

Jack Millwater's avatar

Out of your butt.-Fox Public Relations.

Jack Millwater's avatar

If you need to learn how to work the Interwebs, or need some facts, figures, and funny, you're better off asking a pre-schooler than you are listening to these halfwits.

Rickyphoo's avatar

Hey, are you talking about my relatives?

Leema Raven 🤓's avatar

To be fair: If it weren't for Evan Hurst' remarkable grasp of unrestrained gutter language, I wouldn't be here. I use that material everday. Can't wait to use 'Dildo Socket'. There is a garden club lunch today, perfect opportunity. :)

conti ben's avatar

Mine's and android, so for me it's gotta be robot talk

William_C_Diaz's avatar

Its not a truck, its a series of toobs! Sit back and let DJ Ted Stevens expand your mind:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Have a great day!