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... Oops. EDIT because I didn't do due diligence. ("heh... you said 'do do'...")

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... well, of course... I mean, you're gonna die anyway, right? Why wait?

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... it's a valid fear. Maybe not conspiracy-theory valid, but valid nonetheless. And a fear, also too.

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I imagine there's as much a chance of bringing a gun into Fox's studios as bringing a gun into NRA headquarters.

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If Hasselbeck's an 8, then Sarah better be at least a 9.

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Stormtroopers: The worst shots in the galaxy with body army that can stand up to anything except sticks and stones.

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Thomas Hewitt Edward Cat. Good times.Good Times.

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So our kids are all Ewoks?

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According to the DVD extras, that scene was shot with no CGI, no wire work, and no stunt double.

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Dripping snark is like santorum without all the icky stuff.

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Don't worry kids! The police will recognize your bravery posthumously with a nifty memorial plaque!

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Ok, that made me crack up. LOL

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*SPOILER ALERT* IIRC Buffy Summers didn't do too great in a gunfight. Not as badly as Willow's girlfriend tho. :<https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Just remember that Elisabeth Hasselbeck loved you very much .

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Run TOWARDS the gunfire? Geez, these kids would last longer in Dark Souls.

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I thought that was known as a crucifix

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