Our last president, shortly after launching an invasion of Iraq, went before a joint session of Congress to pronounce steroid abuse in sports the biggest threat to America.
I mean, sure, the Coast and National Guards are worried, but they're, like, the string bean dweebs and frat boys of the armed forces, so who cares, right?
Also: the "cloud to butt" extension has made this a joy to read. I want to hear more about the cumulus butts with which our President is obsessed.
so do most ruminants. like all of the buffalo of north america, and the antelopes of africa. there were a lot more of them a couple. three hundred years ago, than we have cows now. we are the only animal to blame climate change on.
"releases even more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere"Actually I think the problem is that it releases methane, which has some 20X the forcing power of CO2 for global warming (although it is also shorter lived).But yeah, it's a positive feedback loop, no doubt about it.
Both - decomposing peat releases CO2, and there's a gigashitload of methane hydrates under the Siberian tundra. If that gets turned loose, we're pretty well fucked. Not that the Rethugs give a shit. The combination of willful ignorance and smug assholery is what gets my teeth grinding. These fuckers are a hazard to the human race.
They could rename the middle of the state Mt. McKinley!
"Excuse me, I speak jive..."
Our last president, shortly after launching an invasion of Iraq, went before a joint session of Congress to pronounce steroid abuse in sports the biggest threat to America.
Can you sneer at liberals like a petulant high school head cheerleader?
I mean, sure, the Coast and National Guards are worried, but they're, like, the string bean dweebs and frat boys of the armed forces, so who cares, right?
Also: the "cloud to butt" extension has made this a joy to read. I want to hear more about the cumulus butts with which our President is obsessed.
so do most ruminants. like all of the buffalo of north america, and the antelopes of africa. there were a lot more of them a couple. three hundred years ago, than we have cows now. we are the only animal to blame climate change on.
starfanglednut LIBEL!!!11!!!11111!!!
yeah . . . be strait with us.
[ some fruit hangs down to the ground ]
"releases even more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere"Actually I think the problem is that it releases methane, which has some 20X the forcing power of CO2 for global warming (although it is also shorter lived).But yeah, it's a positive feedback loop, no doubt about it.
*camera cut from studio to street*
nothing is happening . . . NOTHING, i tell you!
no, my feet aren't wet . . . the pavement is perfectly dry!
i keep telling you . . . i'm not . . . treading . . . water.
see . . . nothing . . . out of . . . the . . . or . . . dinary.
glub
*camera back to studio*
see folks, nothing out of the ordinary . . . just a typical sunny, dry NYC day . . . now for the weather report.
*camera over to weather girl*
in today' forecas... fuck it . . . i can't take this anymore, from now on high tide will be forever and
*camera cut to*
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Kimberly Guilfoyle is an example of how dumb comes with all kinds of hair colour!
of all the things, i think that one hurts the most.
[ hi, sfn ]
Both - decomposing peat releases CO2, and there's a gigashitload of methane hydrates under the Siberian tundra. If that gets turned loose, we're pretty well fucked. Not that the Rethugs give a shit. The combination of willful ignorance and smug assholery is what gets my teeth grinding. These fuckers are a hazard to the human race.
We should eat more of them, before they fart any more.
Not to mention political strategy/business plan.
"I don’t speak the language he speaks"That would be the language of logic and reason. If you don't speak it, get the fuck off the air.