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They could rename the middle of the state Mt. McKinley!

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"Excuse me, I speak jive..."

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Our last president, shortly after launching an invasion of Iraq, went before a joint session of Congress to pronounce steroid abuse in sports the biggest threat to America.

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Can you sneer at liberals like a petulant high school head cheerleader?

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I mean, sure, the Coast and National Guards are worried, but they're, like, the string bean dweebs and frat boys of the armed forces, so who cares, right?

Also: the "cloud to butt" extension has made this a joy to read. I want to hear more about the cumulus butts with which our President is obsessed.

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so do most ruminants. like all of the buffalo of north america, and the antelopes of africa. there were a lot more of them a couple. three hundred years ago, than we have cows now. we are the only animal to blame climate change on.

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starfanglednut LIBEL!!!11!!!11111!!!

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yeah . . . be strait with us.

[ some fruit hangs down to the ground ]

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"releases even more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere"Actually I think the problem is that it releases methane, which has some 20X the forcing power of CO2 for global warming (although it is also shorter lived).But yeah, it's a positive feedback loop, no doubt about it.

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*camera cut from studio to street*

nothing is happening . . . NOTHING, i tell you!

no, my feet aren't wet . . . the pavement is perfectly dry!

i keep telling you . . . i'm not . . . treading . . . water.

see . . . nothing . . . out of . . . the . . . or . . . dinary.

glub

*camera back to studio*

see folks, nothing out of the ordinary . . . just a typical sunny, dry NYC day . . . now for the weather report.

*camera over to weather girl*

in today' forecas... fuck it . . . i can't take this anymore, from now on high tide will be forever and

*camera cut to*

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Kimberly Guilfoyle is an example of how dumb comes with all kinds of hair colour!

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of all the things, i think that one hurts the most.

[ hi, sfn ]

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Both - decomposing peat releases CO2, and there's a gigashitload of methane hydrates under the Siberian tundra. If that gets turned loose, we're pretty well fucked. Not that the Rethugs give a shit. The combination of willful ignorance and smug assholery is what gets my teeth grinding. These fuckers are a hazard to the human race.

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We should eat more of them, before they fart any more.

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Not to mention political strategy/business plan.

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"I don’t speak the language he speaks"That would be the language of logic and reason. If you don't speak it, get the fuck off the air.

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