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I wish I could attribute your sentence to snark rather than reality.

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Martha MacCallum: no Fox shout out to Colt 45 and MD 20/20? That dog won't come if not whistled.

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Explains why they left Bieber alone, with his jars of pot.

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You're forgetting felons have to take low paying jobs, 20 and 21st century Jim Crow economics.

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<i>"We are now threatened with a doobie gap that leaves us in a position of potentially grave danger."</i> -- Gen. Maxwell Taylor, 1959

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Dear FOX News, Are you high? MG

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I am going to withhold judgment until I review Unskewed Crime Reports.

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If those charts were redone as pie charts, with more colors and some circles and arrows, they would look nicer.

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