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Page views, baby, it's all about the page views in this modern world.

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I love Vegemite!

That's British, right?

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this is exactly right. it doesn't get said often enough.

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Boy, I sure feel guilty about comments made by someone I've never heard of on the other side of the country that I had nothing to do with.

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David Vitter?

('Shitter' being a description of his own pants.)

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This proves Obama is morally weak.

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It wuz ethanol subsidies done him in.

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And they're COOKIES, not biscuits, dammit!

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Fellow Wonkettniks, my Intense Debate account has been hacked. I sincerely apologize for any discomfort or annoyance that may have been caused by comments falsely made under my name.

It is not true that Andrew Breitbart was arrested by police in Rock Creek Park for public intoxication and lewdness yesterday, or that he was wearing only grey boxer-briefs with corn-on-the-cob stuffed in front.

(It was actually over two weeks ago.)

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