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Gretchen is GETTING REAL about how stupid you are.
HEY-O! Looks like Gretchen Carlson of the Fox News network has decided she enjoys being Right About A Thing! As we splained at you Wednesday, Gretchen decided to exercise her Fox News contract, which allegedly allows her to be smart and correct once every five years (jokes!), by calling for the assault weapons ban to be reinstated. It's kind of a no-brainer, really! Most Americans support it, and nobody really needs the sort of weaponry Omar Mateen used to gun down 49 people at a gay club in Orlando and injure 53 more.
[wonkbar]<a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/fox-newss-gretchen-carlson-accidentally-forgot-to-be-stupid-again"></a>[/wonkbar]And ooh, she knew it was coming. She knew the chairborne fuckmouths who watch her on the television were going to hold their crotches with one hand and hunt and peck on the keyboard with the other, calling her a B-word and a C-word and say a whole bunch of F's about what a dumb silly lady she is. And they did! A Idiot on Gretchen's Facebook even said, "Gretchen Carlson congratulions you just became a member of the Dixie Chic Band !"
YA BURNT, GRETCHEN THE DIXIE CHIC.
Gretchen doubled down on her sanity Wednesday, stating that she ain't care if you call her names, and she's very sorry you all are such dumb bags-o-dicks:
I knew I'd get comments like these: "@GretchenCarlson's whinny" -- well I guess that's supposed to be whiny -- "ass should leave the airwaves forever." "Your anti-American comments today were among the stupidest I've ever heard." And "I did not realize she was that stupid." And of course there were a lot worse ones with tons of F-bombs and worse than that even.
C-bombs, WE TOLD YOU!
But it's not the first time I've faced criticism for standing up for what I believe in. [ She says people have called her A Idiot before. Awwww ] That kind of intolerance is no doubt why politicians sometimes don't say what they really think, because well, the intolerance and of course reelections.
But could that now be changing? We now have Donald Trump advocating people on the terrorist watch list or the no-fly list to not be able to buy guns. Senator Rob Portman urging the same ban. Congressman Bob Dole ... all Republicans. Maybe it's time for more of us to start GETTING REAL, to try to come together to actually get things done.
She said GETTING REAL because her book, as you can see above, is called GETTING REAL , and it is about GETTING REAL. Or maybe it isn't, and she is doing false advertising.
Regardless, she is right, and even though Wonkette makes fun of her ... a little bit sometimes once in a while ... we are very proud of her for standing up to the human dumpster farts who are yelling at her for being very sane and human about this. Keep it up DIXIE CHIC.
[ Mediaite ]
Fox News's Gretchen Carlson Very Sorry All You Gun Nuts Are Such Morons
Won't there be an issue with having two jobs? I've been told that it would better if the DNC head was someone's sole job because of all the work.
Well, if Donald says it's OK it must be kosher.
In general I love how her argument is "republican leaders endorsed it, so you should too!" Not even bashful about the fascism anymore, are they?