Ta, Evan. I would not have the faintest notion who any Fox "personality" is were it not for Wonkette, apart from the fired one, whatsizname, Smucker Fartson or something. I remember him from NY Press when he tried to "write."
Smucker Fartson is the former host of Fox and Farts Giggle Hour and a jelly heir. He tried to do journalism on political argument shows, but was humiliated by Jon Stewart and incapable of sincere political debate. So he went to Fox News to be paid millions of dollars to make half the country hate the other half. Until he was fired, then re-hired by an even worse platform, X. He now casts the pod there.
ya know what would really have made your "correction" more clear, faulkner? saying that no palestinians were involved, instead of still leaving it as "mostly afghans" were affected. ya fuck.
You do have to admire her commitment to the role of FOX propagandist. She says all the right gibberish that sounds terrifying to meemaw, but still her body language indicates that down deep inside she's not a true believer. Hey gurl "that's only pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."
To me Johnny Carson always looked like he forgot to take the clothes hanger out of his jacket before he put it on and the hook was poking him at the base of his skull. Harris Faulkner looks the same.
Once again, I am shocked to discover that Faux sNews actually allows retractions or admissions of error of any kind. Doesn't seem very "on brand" for them.
"The people being expelled are undocumented Afghan refugees, and potentially Rohingya from Myanmar and Uyghurs from China, all seeking asylum. It’s rather unrelated to the Israel/Hamas war, but we reckon 100 percent of Fox News viewers have zero concept of where any of these countries are"
This is a problem for Faux News and shitbag Harris Faulkner . . . how? Aren't the Pakistanis simply exercising their right as a sovereign nation to Make Pakistan Great Again?
That’s what I was thinking. I thought Faux and the MAGAts were opposed to allowing undocumented people in new countries. I thought the wasn’t to do away with asylum.
Ta, Evan. I would not have the faintest notion who any Fox "personality" is were it not for Wonkette, apart from the fired one, whatsizname, Smucker Fartson or something. I remember him from NY Press when he tried to "write."
Smucker Fartson is the former host of Fox and Farts Giggle Hour and a jelly heir. He tried to do journalism on political argument shows, but was humiliated by Jon Stewart and incapable of sincere political debate. So he went to Fox News to be paid millions of dollars to make half the country hate the other half. Until he was fired, then re-hired by an even worse platform, X. He now casts the pod there.
So, I want to set the record straight — it is a mixed group of people, mostly Afghans being expelled
Notice she never says that she was wrong about it being Palestinians. She just changed it to “mixed group”
they're like the peanuts in a can of "mixed nuts"
ya know what would really have made your "correction" more clear, faulkner? saying that no palestinians were involved, instead of still leaving it as "mostly afghans" were affected. ya fuck.
You do have to admire her commitment to the role of FOX propagandist. She says all the right gibberish that sounds terrifying to meemaw, but still her body language indicates that down deep inside she's not a true believer. Hey gurl "that's only pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."
To me Johnny Carson always looked like he forgot to take the clothes hanger out of his jacket before he put it on and the hook was poking him at the base of his skull. Harris Faulkner looks the same.
Ms. Faulkner has a long, lovely neck. Too about the mess atop it, but credit where credit’s due.
"If the world isn't flat then how come I can fold this map?"
- Harris Faulkner
For years Faulkner has escaped recognition of being Fox's daytime Tucker Carlson. How has she avoids louder criticism is a mystery to me.
Once again, I am shocked to discover that Faux sNews actually allows retractions or admissions of error of any kind. Doesn't seem very "on brand" for them.
Is it just me, or does anyone else looking at her think the looks like she's trying to stifle a reaction to a rat crawling up her ass.
I bet she used a map prepared by the FOX Newsroom.
The FOX map has everything from Morocco to the Philippines simply labeled BROWN PEOPLE
Plus there was that one about "several Mexican countries" -- because everything south of Texas is just one Mexico or another.
.....in sharpie.....
Do Harris' co-dimbots have clauses in their contract stating they have separate restrooms from hers?
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
"The people being expelled are undocumented Afghan refugees, and potentially Rohingya from Myanmar and Uyghurs from China, all seeking asylum. It’s rather unrelated to the Israel/Hamas war, but we reckon 100 percent of Fox News viewers have zero concept of where any of these countries are"
This is a problem for Faux News and shitbag Harris Faulkner . . . how? Aren't the Pakistanis simply exercising their right as a sovereign nation to Make Pakistan Great Again?
Border security! Immigration reform! It's all the stuff Republicans want.
It's only okay when we do it.
That’s what I was thinking. I thought Faux and the MAGAts were opposed to allowing undocumented people in new countries. I thought the wasn’t to do away with asylum.
Faux’s business model, updated from the original for 2023: “A lie can get 600 million likes while the truth is still tying its shoes.”
The London Underground is not a political movement, and Socrates was not Belgian.
In the immortal words of Socrates, "I drank what?"
“Could have used a little sugar. Not like it was going to kill me.”
"look, Ayrabs is Ayrabs, ok? Sharia law argle bargle!!!"
Are you auditioning for Fox news right now? 😆