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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I would not have the faintest notion who any Fox "personality" is were it not for Wonkette, apart from the fired one, whatsizname, Smucker Fartson or something. I remember him from NY Press when he tried to "write."

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DemoCat's avatar

Smucker Fartson is the former host of Fox and Farts Giggle Hour and a jelly heir. He tried to do journalism on political argument shows, but was humiliated by Jon Stewart and incapable of sincere political debate. So he went to Fox News to be paid millions of dollars to make half the country hate the other half. Until he was fired, then re-hired by an even worse platform, X. He now casts the pod there.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

So, I want to set the record straight — it is a mixed group of people, mostly Afghans being expelled

Notice she never says that she was wrong about it being Palestinians. She just changed it to “mixed group”

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Revenant's avatar

they're like the peanuts in a can of "mixed nuts"

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Gammarae's avatar

ya know what would really have made your "correction" more clear, faulkner? saying that no palestinians were involved, instead of still leaving it as "mostly afghans" were affected. ya fuck.

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Mike's avatar

You do have to admire her commitment to the role of FOX propagandist. She says all the right gibberish that sounds terrifying to meemaw, but still her body language indicates that down deep inside she's not a true believer. Hey gurl "that's only pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."

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Phried Ω's avatar

To me Johnny Carson always looked like he forgot to take the clothes hanger out of his jacket before he put it on and the hook was poking him at the base of his skull. Harris Faulkner looks the same.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Ms. Faulkner has a long, lovely neck. Too about the mess atop it, but credit where credit’s due.

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3FingerPete's avatar

"If the world isn't flat then how come I can fold this map?"

- Harris Faulkner

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3FingerPete's avatar

For years Faulkner has escaped recognition of being Fox's daytime Tucker Carlson. How has she avoids louder criticism is a mystery to me.

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Khavrinen's avatar

Once again, I am shocked to discover that Faux sNews actually allows retractions or admissions of error of any kind. Doesn't seem very "on brand" for them.

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Snarkrates's avatar

Is it just me, or does anyone else looking at her think the looks like she's trying to stifle a reaction to a rat crawling up her ass.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I bet she used a map prepared by the FOX Newsroom.

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oscarphile's avatar

The FOX map has everything from Morocco to the Philippines simply labeled BROWN PEOPLE

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Khavrinen's avatar

Plus there was that one about "several Mexican countries" -- because everything south of Texas is just one Mexico or another.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

.....in sharpie.....

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

Do Harris' co-dimbots have clauses in their contract stating they have separate restrooms from hers?

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Russell Jones's avatar

"The people being expelled are undocumented Afghan refugees, and potentially Rohingya from Myanmar and Uyghurs from China, all seeking asylum. It’s rather unrelated to the Israel/Hamas war, but we reckon 100 percent of Fox News viewers have zero concept of where any of these countries are"

This is a problem for Faux News and shitbag Harris Faulkner . . . how? Aren't the Pakistanis simply exercising their right as a sovereign nation to Make Pakistan Great Again?

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Border security! Immigration reform! It's all the stuff Republicans want.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

It's only okay when we do it.

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Smol Blue Dot's avatar

That’s what I was thinking. I thought Faux and the MAGAts were opposed to allowing undocumented people in new countries. I thought the wasn’t to do away with asylum.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Faux’s business model, updated from the original for 2023: “A lie can get 600 million likes while the truth is still tying its shoes.”

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ShrillKitty's avatar

The London Underground is not a political movement, and Socrates was not Belgian.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

In the immortal words of Socrates, "I drank what?"

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

“Could have used a little sugar. Not like it was going to kill me.”

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Mavenmaven's avatar

"look, Ayrabs is Ayrabs, ok? Sharia law argle bargle!!!"

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Are you auditioning for Fox news right now? 😆

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