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also, too: should we alert Fox n' Friends to the main failure of this plan or should we watch as things get itchy and/or quite painful?

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Jorts-wearers know Gators play football, Budweiser is America and cow tipping begins at 2:01am. So they are learnable.

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Should not have read this while eating a cold beef and bean burrito. I seriously couldn't finish it. The story, not the burrito.

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Considering the age of her listeners, most of them probably wear Depends already.

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I still don't get the pronunciation of her name: "Ingram." Do we eat gram crackers?

It sounds pretentious.

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It's stupidz all the way down.

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ala Sinead............the "difficult brown"

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Finally, a subject we can really sink our teeth into.

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Repub fantasies just get weirder and weirder. Odd how nowadays they seem to be centered around bathrooms.

I think Freud nailed it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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At least now we know who #2 works for.

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Still good news for John McCain

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I guess Elaine Chao didn't get that memo

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nah, I just watch

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All the cool kids is doin' it!

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