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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

also, too: should we alert Fox n' Friends to the main failure of this plan or should we watch as things get itchy and/or quite painful?

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Mediakyote's avatar

Jorts-wearers know Gators play football, Budweiser is America and cow tipping begins at 2:01am. So they are learnable.

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NoMoNeNe's avatar

Should not have read this while eating a cold beef and bean burrito. I seriously couldn't finish it. The story, not the burrito.

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pixeloid's avatar

Considering the age of her listeners, most of them probably wear Depends already.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I still don't get the pronunciation of her name: "Ingram." Do we eat gram crackers?

It sounds pretentious.

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riledupone's avatar

It's stupidz all the way down.

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Whore_Ta_Culture's avatar

ala Sinead............the "difficult brown"

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Finally, a subject we can really sink our teeth into.

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Maybe's avatar

Repub fantasies just get weirder and weirder. Odd how nowadays they seem to be centered around bathrooms.

I think Freud nailed it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Ontario? Not BC?

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H0mer0's avatar

At least now we know who #2 works for.

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H0mer0's avatar

Still good news for John McCain

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H0mer0's avatar

I guess Elaine Chao didn't get that memo

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H0mer0's avatar

nah, I just watch

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

All the cool kids is doin' it!

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