It's hump day. So, uh, hump something? While some people are upset about nekkid self-portraits (what the kids these days who should get off our lawn call "selfies") floating around the interwebs without their consent, Fox News has the perfect solution, as usual.
Don't be scared of liberals. Be scared of the douchebag Eric Cantor working for a bank. This weasly motherfucker never has worked for a living and I truly hope he his next plate of Wagyu steak has a unknown particularly nasty of intestinal virus that produces a low velocity projectile diarrhea.
Here&#039;s some fun news! The Minnesota Republicans (in their finite wisdom) built a building out of <a href="http:\/\/mngop.com\/democrat-gov-mark-daytons-butter-minnesota\/" target="_blank">butter</a> to make their point (whatever that was) and put it on display at the State Fair.
Gang of Five? Isn&#039;t that like a term some third-world country&#039;s court would call a group of defendents during a show trial/kangaroo court?
Wonkette wins the 5:30 am timeslot in this household, also known as &quot;late evening.&quot;
They have always been uncomfortable with any frank discussion of sets.
What&#039;s under Geraldo&#039;s towel? I reckon the same thing as he found in Al Capone&#039;s vault. Dick.
Don&#039;t be scared of liberals. Be scared of the douchebag Eric Cantor working for a bank. This weasly motherfucker never has worked for a living and I truly hope he his next plate of Wagyu steak has a unknown particularly nasty of intestinal virus that produces a low velocity projectile diarrhea.
Statler and Waldorf LIBEL!!1!!
Here&#039;s some fun news! The Minnesota Republicans (in their finite wisdom) built a building out of <a href="http:\/\/mngop.com\/democrat-gov-mark-daytons-butter-minnesota\/" target="_blank">butter</a> to make their point (whatever that was) and put it on display at the State Fair.
Gang? You keep using that word. I do not think he means what you think it means.
You recognized the word &quot;elite&quot;. Nothing good follows that word.
To infinity!
Gang of Five? Isn&#039;t that like a term some third-world country&#039;s court would call a group of defendents during a show trial/kangaroo court?
OT - Good guy/gal with a gun until becomes a bad guy/gal with a gun Department <a href="http:\/\/www.wmtw.com\/news\/pd-florida-woman-pulls-out-gun-flashes-badge-in-road-rage-incident\/27835520" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.wmtw.com/news/pd-florida-woman-pulls-o...">http://www.wmtw.com/news/pd...
(There&#039;s a transcript on the right of the page if you need it)
Oh...and it was a pink S&amp;W .38.
That&#039;s Tickle-Me Geraldo