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Lefty Mark's avatar

Wonkette wins the 5:30 am timeslot in this household, also known as "late evening."

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Lefty Mark's avatar

They have always been uncomfortable with any frank discussion of sets.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

What's under Geraldo's towel? I reckon the same thing as he found in Al Capone's vault. Dick.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Don't be scared of liberals. Be scared of the douchebag Eric Cantor working for a bank. This weasly motherfucker never has worked for a living and I truly hope he his next plate of Wagyu steak has a unknown particularly nasty of intestinal virus that produces a low velocity projectile diarrhea.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Statler and Waldorf LIBEL!!1!!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Here's some fun news! The Minnesota Republicans (in their finite wisdom) built a building out of <a href="http:\/\/mngop.com\/democrat-gov-mark-daytons-butter-minnesota\/" target="_blank">butter</a> to make their point (whatever that was) and put it on display at the State Fair.

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PsycWench's avatar

Gang? You keep using that word. I do not think he means what you think it means.

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PsycWench's avatar

You recognized the word "elite". Nothing good follows that word.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

To infinity!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Gang of Five? Isn't that like a term some third-world country's court would call a group of defendents during a show trial/kangaroo court?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT - Good guy/gal with a gun until becomes a bad guy/gal with a gun Department <a href="http:\/\/www.wmtw.com\/news\/pd-florida-woman-pulls-out-gun-flashes-badge-in-road-rage-incident\/27835520" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.wmtw.com/news/pd-florida-woman-pulls-o...">http://www.wmtw.com/news/pd...

(There's a transcript on the right of the page if you need it)

Oh...and it was a pink S&W .38.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That's Tickle-Me Geraldo

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