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I see a pattern here, too. Todd Starnes is yet another one of these unqualified humps that has been enabled by simply being on FOX to offer his opinion on subjects that he is abjectly unqualified to comment on.

Who the fuck is this guy, and why should any of us -- who <i>aren't</i> his mother bringing his favorite butter sandwiches down to him in her basement -- be subjected to his opinion?

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The shooters are the real victims of gun violence.

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If you stare at it in just the right way, you get a headache.

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<strike>George Bush</strike> Nobummer doesn't care about <strike>black</strike> white people.

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Crap. I was gonna guess <i>Hitler</i>.

I'm no good at captions either. :(

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Where did you get a picture of a young Jesse Helms?

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Harvard guy, Trayvon, Michael Brown. And not a chance that Starnes has noticed the pattern: It sucks to be black in America.

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But, to be fair, that's a long word. There are plenty of short words he doesn't understand either.

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Are we really surprised that WWB (Walking While Black) is a death-penalty offense? PWB (Presidenting While Black) is an impeachable one (and would be a death-penalty one if the Secret Service weren't around).

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