Will 'JaGeroVanka' become a thing? Ew. Yesterday was another big weird news day, what with former Trump aide Sam Nunberg drunk-dialing CNN, MSNBC, and the Farm Report (to say he just can't stop fuckin' that chicken, and also he'll never betray Roger Stone). Just more of the crazy shit that's come to dominate the news since we fell into that wormhole that made us the crapsack alternate universe that some future space hero will have to escape from. (Our Spock won't even have a goatee. It'll be a wispy combover that emits tribble mating calls.) What we are saying here is that it was a decidedly noisy if not very enlightening news day on two of the major cable networks. Thank Crom SOME outlets, like all of Fox's top evening shows, had the good sense not to even touch that poor man having a public meltdown. As Media Matters senior researcher Andrew Lawrence
Sorry to be crude but if you put a finger in Ivanka would she fly around the room like a balloon with the air coming out . I only say that because when she talks she seems to be completely empty of everything but hot air.
Well of course the ratings are down on the Oscars and all awards shows. Who wants to sit through that three-plus-hour tedium when, ten minutes after it's over, you can log on and get a complete list of all the winners and clips of the highlights?
Oh, Jerry Rivers!
Who cares. Fuck him.
It ain't that hard to be "efficient and effective" when you don't do one g_ddamn meaningful for days on fucking end.
Sorry to be crude but if you put a finger in Ivanka would she fly around the room like a balloon with the air coming out . I only say that because when she talks she seems to be completely empty of everything but hot air.
I heard Geraldildo's crew took a crow bar with them to get his lips off Javankas arse.
Don't forget lick spittle.
Well of course the ratings are down on the Oscars and all awards shows. Who wants to sit through that three-plus-hour tedium when, ten minutes after it's over, you can log on and get a complete list of all the winners and clips of the highlights?
Oh, dear. An earworm bit me just then and I heard "both-siders against me since the day I was born."
Sung by Truth, front-woman for the golden oldie group,"Truth, Justice, and the American Way."
Some desks are ceilings, no?
I think I prefer scum and villainy.
Maynard G. Krebs libel! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
You know like a section of the periodic table of Elements category, the Noble gasses. That's how I took it anyway.
Pure Genius!
Goatees just make me think of nerds in trench coats at conventions offering “free hugs”. *shudder*
I would not want anything near my genitals that bears half the genetic information of Donald Trump. Fucking NO WAY.
Poor people don’t get to watch enough movies to know which are worthy of Oscars. (That’s why I don’t watch).
I prefer lawyers, guns and money.