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SeeTrain, Educated Guesser's avatar

Oh, Jerry Rivers!

Who cares. Fuck him.

KenT's avatar

It ain't that hard to be "efficient and effective" when you don't do one g_ddamn meaningful for days on fucking end.

Ross Garner's avatar

Sorry to be crude but if you put a finger in Ivanka would she fly around the room like a balloon with the air coming out . I only say that because when she talks she seems to be completely empty of everything but hot air.

Ross Garner's avatar

I heard Geraldildo's crew took a crow bar with them to get his lips off Javankas arse.

Ross Garner's avatar

Don't forget lick spittle.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Well of course the ratings are down on the Oscars and all awards shows. Who wants to sit through that three-plus-hour tedium when, ten minutes after it's over, you can log on and get a complete list of all the winners and clips of the highlights?

Ill-Advised's avatar

Oh, dear. An earworm bit me just then and I heard "both-siders against me since the day I was born."

Sung by Truth, front-woman for the golden oldie group,"Truth, Justice, and the American Way."

Ill-Advised's avatar

Some desks are ceilings, no?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I think I prefer scum and villainy.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

You know like a section of the periodic table of Elements category, the Noble gasses. That's how I took it anyway.

napalmnacey's avatar

Goatees just make me think of nerds in trench coats at conventions offering “free hugs”. *shudder*

napalmnacey's avatar

I would not want anything near my genitals that bears half the genetic information of Donald Trump. Fucking NO WAY.

napalmnacey's avatar

Poor people don’t get to watch enough movies to know which are worthy of Oscars. (That’s why I don’t watch).

napalmnacey's avatar

I prefer lawyers, guns and money.