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Ten days without hookers as far as we know.

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Heaven Forfend! It just seems a little odd that da good Foddah frum da Bronx just happened to be in midtown when he just happens to come across some kinda gay parade.

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Timing is everything in comedy and in constructing false victimization narratives.

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Gerbils carried the plague - just sayin'

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Because Jonathan Morris is a media whore that violates the principles of his 'faith' on a daily basis, and because he came to his position via Marcial Maciel's sick cult Legion of Christ (but quickly dropped his public affiliation with it when he sought incardination in NY), I say fuck this guy six ways from Sunday.

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A waste of perfectly good spit, if true.

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you could say he is a little curious.

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umm.... please use the more accurate term "anti-abortion" instead of saying "pro-life." these folks don't give two shits about life.

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Cake Wrecks has some truly horrifying c-section cakes, at least this babby isn't covered in shiny red gel.

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I like "forced birthers" myself, but I believe "pro- life" was used in its proper snarky eyeball-rolling context in all the nonexistent, forbidden comments that we couldn't read here.

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Remember Savita Halappanavar. That is all.

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I like the way A Idiot caught on around here.

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If some modern inventions had existed during the Founding Fathers days, I have a feeling they'd have said there should be a clear separation of Church and Teevee.

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A government-run national health service doesn't sound so bad right now, does it?

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Maciel! The reactionary pedobear who even disgusted Benedict and JP2, and you had to be off-the-scale horrible to even raise an eyebrow on those old fucks.

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Catholics and Protestants killing each other? I think I've heard that story before.

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