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Those aren't Tweets. G2 is texting the first draft of his next book to his agent.

And it sucks.

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You U!

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Only good thing about Twit is getting free one-liners from comedians.

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Guttfield knows so little about so much that he's practically an ignoromnibus.

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I feel bad for his mother about him.

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that idea comes dangerously close to violating my personal prohibition of never wishing ill on others- I am soooo sick of that man

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BINGO- don't over think it. It's all designed to appeal to the lizard brain

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She's either a saint who is bewildered about how her baby Greggy behaves, but is proud of him anyway, or a stone cold bitch from hell whose icy parenting turned him into the monster he is today.

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Yeah, followed by the President sticking his tail firmly between his legs and bringing the troops home, AKA "running scared".

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To paraphrase Morrissey, "When will he die?"

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It's fine as long as you wish ill upon him... WITH VOTES.

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They matter so much one has to dance on their graves while waving the flag with one hand and using their exhumed corpses as a cudgel to beat the President with the other, or one is not a Real Amurkkkan.

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If the latter, I guess having an insufferable douchenozzle come visit while she's already ailing is fitting punishment.

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Assume Greg gormless.

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I've tried that- several times now. But all the stupid olds that have retired here keep voting for the dreamy maverick POW straight talker. Apparently they all suffer from dementia too also...

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and here I thought the Justin Bieber & Patrick Carney twitter feud was dumb...

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