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bobbert's avatar

I tell you, if Medicare provided a visiting masseuse once a month, it would do wonders for my sternum.

Thanks, Obama.

bobbert's avatar

Sadly, the free market in stupidity is quite robust.

bobbert's avatar

Hi there. Welcome to Wonket.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I'd have upfisted you, but you used "their" instead of "they're" and I cannot abide that sort of grammatical faux-pas.

SpideySenser's avatar

So let me see, unless he's gay he is probably participating in activities with "lady parts", although one must wonder why any female would deal with this asshat. Anywho, as a participant enjoying the bennies, shouldn't he contribute to his playdate's sexyfuntime, too?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nope -- Best Buy had Christmas ads out, well before Halloween. The War on Christmas is on!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>through no fault of his own</i>

I'm sorry, but having a giant sail-like moustache attached to his oversize head, supported only by that spindly little chicken neck? It's just natural science that he'd end up plummeting into the sea.

Besides, you've got no proof I shoved him.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Why should anyone band together with others to distribute and defray the risks and expenses of being civilized?? You're right, John Stossel!

Let's all fucking retreat to our individual Freedonia encampments and refuse to cooperate with anyone, because LIBERTY AND STACHES FOR ALL!

Vienna Woods's avatar

He was great in Orange is the New Black.

Capt.Jim's avatar

And why cant we use Messican farm workers to build skyscrapers and bridges,I'm sure they could tie wire bridges girders to hold just as good as any old nut and bolt and think of how much that would save.

The Quirk's avatar

My manager has basically made that claim, though he used "fake cancer drugs" instead. His reasoning? "More real stuff for the smart folks like us."