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phoenix00's avatar

I prefer mine with sour cream and bacon bits, or hashbrowned

phoenix00's avatar

Got dark blonde and light blonde. Diversity quota fulfilled.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Gretchen Carlson and Megyn Kelly are NOT the same person? Okay, I'm blown.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

I hope you weren't blown by Roger Ailes. That just sounds gross.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Will Roger Ailes be endorsing Jello Vanilla Pudding soon?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Larry Wilmore had a good line, saying that so far it was just a case of she says, it says.

JAWs's avatar

The Stepford Network!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Fox News: We frottage? You decide.

JAWs's avatar

Um...why does Ailes even have to resort to harrasment when Kurtz seems perfectly happy to be his fluffer?

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So the hideous tentacle monster retired from hentai and decided to run his own network, huh?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

We won't forget about you, motherfucker!

phoenix00's avatar

I would rather watch the former rather than the latter. Quite telling, no?

phoenix00's avatar

All 3 were of the Instant variety

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You might get a hi-res version if you ask nicely. MIGHT.