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phoenix00's avatar

I prefer mine with sour cream and bacon bits, or hashbrowned

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Got dark blonde and light blonde. Diversity quota fulfilled.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Gretchen Carlson and Megyn Kelly are NOT the same person? Okay, I'm blown.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

I hope you weren't blown by Roger Ailes. That just sounds gross.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Just your self respect?

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Assume lunch blown.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Will Roger Ailes be endorsing Jello Vanilla Pudding soon?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Larry Wilmore had a good line, saying that so far it was just a case of she says, it says.

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JAWs's avatar

The Stepford Network!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Fox News: We frottage? You decide.

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JAWs's avatar

Um...why does Ailes even have to resort to harrasment when Kurtz seems perfectly happy to be his fluffer?

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JAWs's avatar

So the hideous tentacle monster retired from hentai and decided to run his own network, huh?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

We won't forget about you, motherfucker!

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phoenix00's avatar

I would rather watch the former rather than the latter. Quite telling, no?

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All 3 were of the Instant variety

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You might get a hi-res version if you ask nicely. MIGHT.

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