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SullivanSt's avatar

Well, duh, Sturm-<strike>Abteilung</strike>Liouville theory.

bobbert's avatar

Steer clear of the Lord of Rings.

bobbert's avatar

Mmm, I used to know what a cubic was.

SullivanSt's avatar

Isn't that just the chat pages at conservapedia, every day?

SullivanSt's avatar

They don't have The Math any more.

SullivanSt's avatar

And don't forget, allowing right wing nutjobs to speak is right-wing-nutjob-<a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2013\/01\/08\/glenn-beck-piers-morgan-making-gun-advocates-look-crazy\/" target="_blank">libel!</a>!!one!

SullivanSt's avatar

I suppose the disconnected kind of conic section <em>does</em> have asymptotic limits.

No need to use calculus to get to hyperbolae though, geometry is perfectly adequate.

SullivanSt's avatar

But the South used to love itself some differentiation, and would like to get back to it.

PubOption's avatar

What are the properties of left(ist) angles?

SullivanSt's avatar

Bisecting. The word is <em>bi</em>secting.

SullivanSt's avatar

Ever considered trying a cubic?

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Just wait till they hear that colleges teach mathematical ANALysis

SullivanSt's avatar

I feel compelled to point out, Bolling was complaining about a <em>5th Grade</em> piece of perfectly unremarkable math.

Where's Jeff Foxworthy when you <strike>need him</strike> might have something vaguely approximating a use for him?

SullivanSt's avatar

Texas has ways of shutting that whole thing down.