France's First Girlfriend: Pregnant, Or Did She Eat One Grape?
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Serious political sites everywhere are presenting this political photograph so that readers might help solve this great political mystery: Is French President Nicolas Sarkozy's girlfriend, model and songwriter Carla Bruni, pregnant from Sarkozy's center-right sperm? Or did she just have a small bit of food recently? [ Huffington Post ]