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Brian Bixby's avatar

My favorite consumer warning note has always been the Korean kitchen knives with the sticker that said, "Keep out of children".

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otrame's avatar

Very well done.

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deadjello's avatar

Seems like some jokers from 1789 didn't really do a bang up job when they went to all the trouble of creating those checks and balances when the senate can just create their own fucking rules as it seems fit.

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deadjello's avatar

It's relatively easy to "govern" when all you have to do is throw bombs willy nilly or just smear feces on everything. Democrats do everything the hard way.

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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

You're lucky you still have your brown paper bag, small change. *Oof*

You haven't seen the last of me, Danger!

No, but the first of you turns my stomach.

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Darth Trad's avatar

It would save aircraft manufacturers a lot of labor and expense if wings were just glued on planes. And if bridges were made from pallet timber and staples. Unless you are the pockets of Big Glue or Big Safe Steel Supports, you have to think these are good for America,

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Mark Lungo's avatar

Those of us who pay attention know who's really to blame. More people need to become politically aware.

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wry6read's avatar

"suffocation in infant nursing pillows or carbon monoxide poisoning from gas appliances"

They didn't dare touch "CONTENTS HOT!!" hot cup warnings

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Parl Caladino's avatar

My faith in humanity is slightly restored.

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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

I've heard that from every son of a Birch I've met since age ten.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Republican amendments to the plan eliminated gas appliances from a project studying ways to reduce the risk of carbon monoxide poisoningThis is probably about preserving the natural gas range and water heater market, it turns out natural gas might not be as clean burning as we thought.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I am a consumer. I do not consume much; I live lightly on Earth. I know exactly what I'd like to drown in the bathtub, and it ain't government.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Solid advice.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Alan Dershowitz's dick should have had the same warning printed on it. Allegedly.

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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Oh, ook, ook, cachoob.

Gesundheit.

I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink......

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