Wait, you are saying, how could the world's most out-and-proud bigot, who purposely inflicted emotional pain on the innocent, be in HEAVEN? Wonket, this must be that "satire" or "snark" of which we've heard so much? Sorry dudes, but according to our junior high nuns, if you act according to your sincere beliefs, you are not a sinner, and you get to enjoy eternal bliss at the feet of the Father, whether you are Catholic, Hindoo, Godless atheist, or Fred Phelps. And if Fred Phelps did anything, it was act according to his sincere beliefs. Since our nuns -- who showed us
If I were the kind of asshole that could ever picket a funeral, I'd hold up a rainbow colored sign at his that said "GOD HATES FRED."
Only appropriate since spring is about new beginnings and this being the first day of spring .We are beginning it without this ass sore.Now I hope one of them dead priest crams his throat full of love meat
People like Mr. Phelps make me wish there was an after-life where one is rewarded or punished not by one's own belief system but objective judgement. And having a large anthropmorphic Jackal weigh the darkness in one's heart against any positive effect on the world. So, in a way, it's too bad that he's just going to rot in the ground with the rest of us.
Or, front/back?
"I'm Jewish up front and Catholic in the rear"
FRED SAVAGE LIBEL!!
We can still piss on the ashes
Fucker is dead, and the world is a better place. End of story.
I kind of wish I believed in hell.
They already excommunicated him. Seriously.
Not enough, obviously.
Helloooo.....
If I were the kind of asshole that could ever picket a funeral, I'd hold up a rainbow colored sign at his that said "GOD HATES FRED."
My momma taught me never to speak ill of the dead, so...*drops mic*
Same here, I'm an atheist but the mental vision of Phelps being told off by God/Jesus/St. Peter is pretty sweet.
Nixon ?
Yes
Only by Pat Robertson and Bryan Fischer.
Only appropriate since spring is about new beginnings and this being the first day of spring .We are beginning it without this ass sore.Now I hope one of them dead priest crams his throat full of love meat
People like Mr. Phelps make me wish there was an after-life where one is rewarded or punished not by one's own belief system but objective judgement. And having a large anthropmorphic Jackal weigh the darkness in one's heart against any positive effect on the world. So, in a way, it's too bad that he's just going to rot in the ground with the rest of us.