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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Or, front/back?

"I'm Jewish up front and Catholic in the rear"

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I kind of wish I believed in hell.

The Quirk's avatar

They already excommunicated him. Seriously.

The Quirk's avatar

Not enough, obviously.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

If I were the kind of asshole that could ever picket a funeral, I'd hold up a rainbow colored sign at his that said "GOD HATES FRED."

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

My momma taught me never to speak ill of the dead, so...*drops mic*

PsycWench's avatar

Same here, I'm an atheist but the mental vision of Phelps being told off by God/Jesus/St. Peter is pretty sweet.

chascates's avatar

Only by Pat Robertson and Bryan Fischer.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Only appropriate since spring is about new beginnings and this being the first day of spring .We are beginning it without this ass sore.Now I hope one of them dead priest crams his throat full of love meat

Tiny kaiju's avatar

People like Mr. Phelps make me wish there was an after-life where one is rewarded or punished not by one's own belief system but objective judgement. And having a large anthropmorphic Jackal weigh the darkness in one's heart against any positive effect on the world. So, in a way, it's too bad that he's just going to rot in the ground with the rest of us.