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Putin Sucks's avatar

Good response!

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Hmm, I thought it was just an honorific.

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doktorzoom's avatar

The word filter automatically sends all comments containing certain words to moderation. It is not context-dependent, so if you know a word is on the list, as you seem to have realized by now, the way to stay out of the moderation queue is not to use said words. That would save me work, too!

More here, in the rules, item #5.

— Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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glennisw's avatar

""serious questions about the role of political influence in DirectTV programming decisions"

Gee, has anyone told them about FOX News?

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tg's avatar

a plaque upon both their houses...

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William Donnell's avatar

Fair enough. I see how it is. HAL. Wintermute. Roy Batty. No one listens. No one cares.

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Boojum's avatar

Squirrel!

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Boojum's avatar

Campaign contributions given or orchestrated by lobbyists are nothing short of legalized bribery.

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Boojum's avatar

A nice engraved plaque, made from the last tree of its kind, studded with blood diamonds, and with a portrait of Trump and Putin in flagrante delicto laser etched on a gold plate affixed with glue made from the bones of orphaned puppies.

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Boojum's avatar

Or just respond “new phone, who dis?”

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dan gerene's avatar

And some extra plaque on their teeth.

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dan gerene's avatar

The propaganda machine went into overdrive with Fox Noise in 1996 reaching millions of gullible empty heads.

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dan gerene's avatar

The Batista influenced Cuban wants to sound American.

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doktorzoom's avatar

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, "Big success!"

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William Donnell's avatar

I'm a new man. I snarl and bark. I romp with joy in the wonkish dark.

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

The American free market system has been the greatest engine for growth and prosperity that the world has ever seen

Except in the failed state of Texas, which Cancun Cruz had to flee for the capitalist paradise of Mexico.

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