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bobbert's avatar

I'm betting on Europa for the long term.

bobbert's avatar

It was trade-secret-ated.

bobbert's avatar

With this story? Yeah, you should.

bobbert's avatar

But it only modifies the second L.

Reddishrabbit's avatar

If corporations are people why can't we jail this lovely CEO? Seems like corporations get all the benefits of being a person without the liability. Just want to start drinking already.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE, TOO!"

until the bill comes due...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

How about we just require that Gary Southern has to drink and bathe in that water for the rest of his life?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that was the plan all along- all the rights, none of the responsibilities or liabilities

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose And nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

You got to love the West Virginia Gazette headline. “Proposed MCHM leak settlement could fund health studies, water testing” Way to put a positive spin on being screwed in the butt and I don’t mean in the nice way.

PubOption's avatar

As I recall, Freedom Industries had the same owners as a previous bankrupt company, which operated the same site.