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I'm betting on Europa for the long term.

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It was trade-secret-ated.

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With this story? Yeah, you should.

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But it only modifies the second L.

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If corporations are people why can't we jail this lovely CEO? Seems like corporations get all the benefits of being a person without the liability. Just want to start drinking already.

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"CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE, TOO!"

until the bill comes due...

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How about we just require that Gary Southern has to drink and bathe in that water for the rest of his life?

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that was the plan all along- all the rights, none of the responsibilities or liabilities

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Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose And nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free

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You got to love the West Virginia Gazette headline. “Proposed MCHM leak settlement could fund health studies, water testing” Way to put a positive spin on being screwed in the butt and I don’t mean in the nice way.

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or family values

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As I recall, Freedom Industries had the same owners as a previous bankrupt company, which operated the same site.

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