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lljktechnogeek's avatar

Is that what they're renaming Twitter to?

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The Quirk's avatar

Botox.

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fuflans's avatar

and stanley kowalski

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PsycWench's avatar

I'd like to beat Phyllis Schlafly but only with votes, because civilization.

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PsycWench's avatar

I wonder how well Homeland Security or the armed forces would work on a state level.

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PsycWench's avatar

Gayle Trotter thinks we should have AR-15s instead of a law against domestic violence? I envision women everywhere carrying weaponry in case their husbands or boyfriends tries to harm them. Perhaps there should be a point during the wedding ceremony where the bride is given a handgun by her smiling mother.

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PubOption's avatar

...and you will never be weak if you are packing heat.

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SullivanSt's avatar

14th Amendment, FW/IWF motherfuckers. Fuckin' read it, dumbasses.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Not just Florida and Georgia- from all across the mid-west too.

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Bezoar's avatar

I guess what I need to know is, does anyone remember where we parked the tumbrels?

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