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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How do we know it was a female panda? (Don't answer that.)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

My lingerie line is also selling well. Just saying.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I was just about to post "A girlfriend." Nevermind, I guess. Probably.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I hope it gets dry-cleaned <strike>occasionally</strike> <strike>regularly</strike> frequently.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If it isn't, I really have to know: <i>what story took first place?</i>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I honestly don't think they thought it through even that far.

"Whatta we got here? A panda suit. A Hillary mask. Anybody got any ideas?"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Because our schools suck, and our homeskoolers are worse.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Personally, I'd rather put panda masks on GOP politicians. Especially the orange one.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

EEEW. I kept mis-reading his name as "Kibble", and that can only get worse now.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The only possible explanation for those 'burns is that his boyfriend has sensitive thighs.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Astoundingly, they will still retain the Xtian evangelical religulous demographic.

Also, the Constitution says nothing about pandas..

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Thank goodness they were stopped before "Clinton Caterpillar" went into production.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There was a panda in "The Shining"? I'm gonna have to put it on my Netflix queue.