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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

All of them, Katie.

(Been saving it.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How do we know it was a female panda? (Don't answer that.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

My lingerie line is also selling well. Just saying.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I was just about to post "A girlfriend." Nevermind, I guess. Probably.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I hope it gets dry-cleaned <strike>occasionally</strike> <strike>regularly</strike> frequently.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If it isn't, I really have to know: <i>what story took first place?</i>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Jeezus .... MORE dry cleaning?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I honestly don't think they thought it through even that far.

"Whatta we got here? A panda suit. A Hillary mask. Anybody got any ideas?"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Because our schools suck, and our homeskoolers are worse.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Personally, I'd rather put panda masks on GOP politicians. Especially the orange one.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

EEEW. I kept mis-reading his name as "Kibble", and that can only get worse now.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The only possible explanation for those 'burns is that his boyfriend has sensitive thighs.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Astoundingly, they will still retain the Xtian evangelical religulous demographic.

Also, the Constitution says nothing about pandas..

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Thank goodness they were stopped before "Clinton Caterpillar" went into production.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There was a panda in "The Shining"? I'm gonna have to put it on my Netflix queue.

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