Here at Wonket, we are pretty grateful for FreedomWorks. They're like the snotty libertarian half-brother of grownup GOP PACs. Their notorious infighting devolved into a downright theater of the absurd when Dick Armey showed up WITH GUNS to remove top employees. Way to make office politics interesting, Dick! Speaking of interesting...ok, you know what? We've got no way to make this sound even more crazy than it actually is, so we'll just dive in and tell you about the
All of them, Katie.
(Been saving it.)
How do we know it was a female panda? (Don't answer that.)
My lingerie line is also selling well. Just saying.
I was just about to post "A girlfriend." Nevermind, I guess. Probably.
I hope it gets dry-cleaned <strike>occasionally</strike> <strike>regularly</strike> frequently.
If it isn&#039;t, I really have to know: <i>what story took first place?</i>
Jeezus .... MORE dry cleaning?
And make more sense.
I honestly don&#039;t think they thought it through even that far.
&quot;Whatta we got here? A panda suit. A Hillary mask. Anybody got any ideas?&quot;
Because our schools suck, and our homeskoolers are worse.
Personally, I&#039;d rather put panda masks on GOP politicians. Especially the orange one.
EEEW. I kept mis-reading his name as &quot;Kibble&quot;, and that can only get worse now.
The only possible explanation for those &#039;burns is that his boyfriend has sensitive thighs.
Astoundingly, they will still retain the Xtian evangelical religulous demographic.
Also, the Constitution says nothing about pandas..
Thank goodness they were stopped before &quot;Clinton Caterpillar&quot; went into production.
There was a panda in &quot;The Shining&quot;? I&#039;m gonna have to put it on my Netflix queue.