New Pope is making us happy again, Wonkeroos. He’s on a trip to Brazil where he is doing awesome New Popey things like riding in an open-air vehicle to be closer to the people, and actually walking into people’s homes to give them high-fives and stuff. The guy isgoddam fuckingjust plain awesome.*
I thought about test-driving a BMW and doing things like driving slightly below the speed limit in the right lane; using mirrors and turn signals when changing lanes; and keeping a safe distance from the vehicle in front. I wondered how far I could get before the sales rep decided I was not a fit person to drive a BMW, and refused to sell the car.
And sell all the treasures and land the Vatican has accumulated over the years to help the poor. Kind of like that Jesus guy would have done? Yeah. Right.
The Pope left a (re)mark in our Varginha
UR DOIN IT RITE
Listen Sister, I'm not the one claiming to be the voice of God.
Continuously, to prevent something very bad from happening.
Only if you're Jewish.
Carried his own bags at the airport, too. A real man of the people, so long as all the real people are men.
<i>Pope Calls For Rich To Stop Being Dicks To Poors</i>
He realizes, of course, that his Church is sitting upon Billion$$$ in real estate, art, etc. all around the world. Right? [silence from deep space]
I thought about test-driving a BMW and doing things like driving slightly below the speed limit in the right lane; using mirrors and turn signals when changing lanes; and keeping a safe distance from the vehicle in front. I wondered how far I could get before the sales rep decided I was not a fit person to drive a BMW, and refused to sell the car.
... and to spend a little more and get the turn signal option.
Meh. He&#039;s still a Pope which means he&#039;s fucking nuts.
And sell all the treasures and land the Vatican has accumulated over the years to help the poor. Kind of like that Jesus guy would have done? Yeah. Right.