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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The Pope left a (re)mark in our Varginha

UR DOIN IT RITE

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Listen Sister, I'm not the one claiming to be the voice of God.

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bobbert's avatar

Continuously, to prevent something very bad from happening.

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Lot_49's avatar

Only if you're Jewish.

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Lot_49's avatar

Carried his own bags at the airport, too. A real man of the people, so long as all the real people are men.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>Pope Calls For Rich To Stop Being Dicks To Poors</i>

He realizes, of course, that his Church is sitting upon Billion$$$ in real estate, art, etc. all around the world. Right? [silence from deep space]

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PubOption's avatar

I thought about test-driving a BMW and doing things like driving slightly below the speed limit in the right lane; using mirrors and turn signals when changing lanes; and keeping a safe distance from the vehicle in front. I wondered how far I could get before the sales rep decided I was not a fit person to drive a BMW, and refused to sell the car.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

... and to spend a little more and get the turn signal option.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Meh. He's still a Pope which means he's fucking nuts.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

And sell all the treasures and land the Vatican has accumulated over the years to help the poor. Kind of like that Jesus guy would have done? Yeah. Right.

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