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Ha! As if!

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Save some for the blue dress

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Whip cream and other delights libul !1!

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I thought all Iranian students drove Trans Ams

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I've worked at a few gay rodeos (no joke, they often have live music in conjunction with them) and I've got to say those were some tough SOBs. No way I'd mess with them...

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Azathoth and Miskatonic?

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Cowboys are secretly frequently fond of each other.

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In Texas it's considered progress if there's not a blah person being dragged behind it...

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If you laid all the cheerleaders end to end

I wouldn't be a bit surprised...

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The Notsorighteous Brothers

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All asshat and no cattle

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My Okie college had a smarter way to discriminate: a group of good ol boys started up a Straight Students Union, then circulated a petition to ban "Sexually Oriented Groups" from the college. Boomer Sooner!

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So that's where the current Republican Party motto came from.

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Well, Mr Texas A&M Student Preznit Dude who said FUCK YOU to bigoted poor-me-my-christianist-rights-are-being-violated wankers, tonight I shall raise a glass of good Scotch in your honor; wishing that I could share a glass with you and thank you in person for your kindness and compassion to your fellow humans.

CHEERS! (This nice time brought to you by the Random Acts Of Kindness Emanating From The Most Unsuspected Of Places dept.)

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A&M stands for Ass and Mouth, which is where Rick Perry enjoys placing his male sex organ when fornicating goats.

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Was that bill 65 from 1970 or bill 70 from 1965?

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