As a reward to our loyal readers for slogging through a week of stories that would probably have even the Brady Bunch chugging hemlock together, we present today’s Nice Time, wherein a man who makes his living oiling his body and wrestling other men while wearing nothing but short shorts reveals that he is indeed a proud Homo-American.
Yay nice time! I've been waiting so long, and it pairs great with this scotch.
Ernst Röhm?
Rodeo clowns.
Oh, I love trying new things. Being a 58 year old gay woman is going to be fabulous! Where do I shop?
Makes perfect sense. From what I can tell, gay sex is just wrestling brought to its logical finish.
PRIUS LIBUL!!1!
I predict better costumes.
La Cage Match aux Folles.
Marcus Bachmann?
Is Pat Patterson still around?
so basically 11 minutes to empty the Styrofoam cooler then on to greener pastures
Billy and Chuck sure fooled Matt Lauer back in the day.
Merci, kind sir.
Skeletons?
Vince McMahon-on-man.
That would be fantastic. He'd be all 'did you not see the pictures? I was shirtless on a horse!'