Guess who may run for mayor of West Palm Beach, Florida! Mark Foley is certain the voters would give him a chance. "I do have the luxury that I can be the last man to file if I choose to, and still have the name ID," he told a local newspaper. That does sound very luxurious! Mark Foley will announce his candidacy from a steamy hot tub full of only the finest chocolates and Taylor Lautner impersonators. Or that will
<i> it would be unfair to use the congressional money for a mayoral run...</i> and we know Mark Foley is all about fairness. Especially the lack of fairness by your mom about not letting you go out on school nights.
Upon reading about this online, Mark Foley&#039;s significant other asked him &quot;Mark, what&#039;s a pedophile?&quot; Foley responded, &quot;Well, that&#039;s an awfully big word for a little boy to know.&quot;
<i> it would be unfair to use the congressional money for a mayoral run...</i> and we know Mark Foley is all about fairness. Especially the lack of fairness by your mom about not letting you go out on school nights.
This story is either one day too early or a great kickoff for the month of Dickcember
Because congressmen write the &quot;law&quot;.
If the mayor&#039;s office doesn&#039;t have pages, something tells me it will under a Foley administration.
Well, Mr. Foley, you may have escaped the killer otter I sent after you, but at some point your luck will run out. Again.
Upon reading about this online, Mark Foley&#039;s significant other asked him &quot;Mark, what&#039;s a pedophile?&quot; Foley responded, &quot;Well, that&#039;s an awfully big word for a little boy to know.&quot;
**rim-shot/job**
wait! did you mean &#039;friend of children&#039; or &#039;children of men&#039;?
Fredo?
He&#039;ll be part of Rubio&#039;s outreach program for the new GOP &#039;guns&#039;.