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PsycWench's avatar

<i> it would be unfair to use the congressional money for a mayoral run...</i> and we know Mark Foley is all about fairness. Especially the lack of fairness by your mom about not letting you go out on school nights.

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schmannity's avatar

This story is either one day too early or a great kickoff for the month of Dickcember

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Because congressmen write the "law".

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Spurning Beer's avatar

If the mayor's office doesn't have pages, something tells me it will under a Foley administration.

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Mahousu's avatar

Well, Mr. Foley, you may have escaped the killer otter I sent after you, but at some point your luck will run out. Again.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Upon reading about this online, Mark Foley's significant other asked him "Mark, what's a pedophile?" Foley responded, "Well, that's an awfully big word for a little boy to know."

**rim-shot/job**

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fuflans's avatar

wait! did you mean 'friend of children' or 'children of men'?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Fredo?

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chascates's avatar

He'll be part of Rubio's outreach program for the new GOP 'guns'.

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