Awards season is upon us! Yes, the Grammys and the Oscars already happened and the Emmys won't be announced until September, but those don't count because our probation officer won't let us anywhere near those giant open bar events. No, instead we are waiting for the announcement of journalism's most prestigious awards gala. The Pulitzers? Fuck that shit, they allow
I&#039;m pretty sure the ultimate tribute to Blightfart was the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/474804\/hideous-3999-95-painting-of-andrew-breitbart-is-actually-swiped-from-a-video-game" target="_blank">magnificent limited-edition 36&Prime; x 48&Prime; giclee on canvas portrait</a>, only $3,999.95 while they lasted (which was not long, thanks to the Three Wonketeers.)
Hard to choose. I&#039;d go with the Menendez one, since it&#039;s <strike>the only one that could have caused some real journalistic harm</strike> the one most likely to appeal to the folks whose free food trough you want to scarf.
On the other hand, Bradlee Dean is most def &quot;an individual whose efforts advance the spirit of Andrew Breitbart&rsquo;s work,&quot; and no one has done more than Wonkette to raise the national profile of Bradlee Dean.
For that, they&#039;ll give you <strike> the Jean Herholt Humanitarian Award</strike> <strike> the Pamela Geller Insanitarian Award</strike> all their McDonald&#039;s Happy Meals coupons and a sixpack of Coors.
Miskatonic represent! Once you enter those hallowed halls, you never truly leave, due to the non-Euclidean geometry and lurking Cyclopean horrors that drive men to madness and despair at the total powerlessness and insignificance of humanity in the face of cosmic horror. Great lacrosse team, too!
Wait, I thought Breitbart was a cokehead.
Where&#039;s the long form sporting goods receipt!!
whose <i>efforts</i> advance the <i>spirit</i> of Andrew Breitbart&rsquo;s <i>work</i>
Look, if you have to force it that hard, Heritage Foundation, you&#039;ll end up with Elvis-chute.
Heh.
Wow. I had to look that up because I couldn&#039;t remember which album it was on.
The truly disgusting part of the Pagels interview is that Wisconsinites rejected him in favor of Ron Johnson.
Also, canned brains from outer space.
Crime of the Century is the previous &quot;Floriduh&quot; article: &quot;Tenant charged with battery after blowing a raspberry.&quot;
I say the raspberry was asking for it.
I&#039;m pretty sure the ultimate tribute to Blightfart was the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/474804\/hideous-3999-95-painting-of-andrew-breitbart-is-actually-swiped-from-a-video-game" target="_blank">magnificent limited-edition 36&Prime; x 48&Prime; giclee on canvas portrait</a>, only $3,999.95 while they lasted (which was not long, thanks to the Three Wonketeers.)
Not in eldritch, non-Euclidean dimensions it isn&#039;t!
No, I was probably just watching Star Trek or something. /nerd
Hard to choose. I&#039;d go with the Menendez one, since it&#039;s <strike>the only one that could have caused some real journalistic harm</strike> the one most likely to appeal to the folks whose free food trough you want to scarf.
On the other hand, Bradlee Dean is most def &quot;an individual whose efforts advance the spirit of Andrew Breitbart&rsquo;s work,&quot; and no one has done more than Wonkette to raise the national profile of Bradlee Dean.
For that, they&#039;ll give you <strike> the Jean Herholt Humanitarian Award</strike> <strike> the Pamela Geller Insanitarian Award</strike> all their McDonald&#039;s Happy Meals coupons and a sixpack of Coors.
I wonder, do they make patent leather fedoras?
SPEER LIBEL!!1!!!1
Miskatonic represent! Once you enter those hallowed halls, you never truly leave, due to the non-Euclidean geometry and lurking Cyclopean horrors that drive men to madness and despair at the total powerlessness and insignificance of humanity in the face of cosmic horror. Great lacrosse team, too!
The Greene that can be interviewed is not the true Greene.