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diogenez's avatar

Wait, I thought Breitbart was a cokehead.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Where's the long form sporting goods receipt!!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

whose <i>efforts</i> advance the <i>spirit</i> of Andrew Breitbart’s <i>work</i>

Look, if you have to force it that hard, Heritage Foundation, you'll end up with Elvis-chute.

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bobbert's avatar

Wow. I had to look that up because I couldn't remember which album it was on.

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bobbert's avatar

The truly disgusting part of the Pagels interview is that Wisconsinites rejected him in favor of Ron Johnson.

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bobbert's avatar

Also, canned brains from outer space.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Crime of the Century is the previous "Floriduh" article: "Tenant charged with battery after blowing a raspberry."

I say the raspberry was asking for it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm pretty sure the ultimate tribute to Blightfart was the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/474804\/hideous-3999-95-painting-of-andrew-breitbart-is-actually-swiped-from-a-video-game" target="_blank">magnificent limited-edition 36″ x 48″ giclee on canvas portrait</a>, only $3,999.95 while they lasted (which was not long, thanks to the Three Wonketeers.)

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Not in eldritch, non-Euclidean dimensions it isn't!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

No, I was probably just watching Star Trek or something. /nerd

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malsperanza's avatar

Hard to choose. I'd go with the Menendez one, since it's <strike>the only one that could have caused some real journalistic harm</strike> the one most likely to appeal to the folks whose free food trough you want to scarf.

On the other hand, Bradlee Dean is most def "an individual whose efforts advance the spirit of Andrew Breitbart’s work," and no one has done more than Wonkette to raise the national profile of Bradlee Dean.

For that, they'll give you <strike> the Jean Herholt Humanitarian Award</strike> <strike> the Pamela Geller Insanitarian Award</strike> all their McDonald's Happy Meals coupons and a sixpack of Coors.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I wonder, do they make patent leather fedoras?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

SPEER LIBEL!!1!!!1

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Miskatonic represent! Once you enter those hallowed halls, you never truly leave, due to the non-Euclidean geometry and lurking Cyclopean horrors that drive men to madness and despair at the total powerlessness and insignificance of humanity in the face of cosmic horror. Great lacrosse team, too!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

The Greene that can be interviewed is not the true Greene.

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