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Probably still up from last year. Lazy, shiftless, good for nothin'...

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I thought the so-called conservatives were all into original intent and the Founding Fathers and that stuff.

Our informal national motto can be found on the back of every $1 bill. "E Pluribus Unum."

That fancy Latin shit was good enough for George Washington, John Handcock and Sam Adams.

Then Ike had to mess things up with the Red Scare "In God We Trust." Not all of us remain lost in the 50's.

I'd be a lot more comfortable if the leaders of the Catholic Church spent more time keeping an eye on their priests and less time worrying about the rest of us.

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I read that as Fetuvius, which gives me an idea for a holiday down at the Abortionplex.

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Yuck. Just what the country needed: another Faux News. Prolly just feeding the same crap to the same wingnut audience, so I guess there's no (additional) harm done.

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Fer fuck's sake. Could they have been feather ornaments, having alligator clips with which to attach them to the tree? Yes, obviously ... and you have to wonder who the fuck thinks "roach clip with feathers" when he sees them.

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Save your energy ... the dolt was gonna vote for (R)money anyhow.

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Charming. Reported to Facebook, for all the good it will do.

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Trick question, right? I mean, God had to have had the 77 million killed.

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The pimps and the pushers were all out on parole,

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<i>(Editor’s Note: This the first of a series of articles on President Barack Obama’s war on religion)</i>

Umm.... anybody have a bead on who the rightwing cretins beind Newsmax are?

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The crackpipes were hung by the chimney with care . . . .

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Barbara Bush already did the dead fetus in a jar thing years ago. How passé.

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Phil Donahue is a lot nicer and not as crazy. Can we switch them?

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This post is unacceptable. It is motherfucking summer and I do not want to hear any nonsense about Christmas tree ornaments. Crack pipes and butt plugs, though, are always in season.

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I have seen a few roach clips in my life and have never seen any with bird feathers. Seems like a bad idea to me. Maybe he's getting roach clips mixed up with hair clips.

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If you don't invoke God constantly, terrible things can happen. That's why when I read this I said "God all freakin' mighty!"

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