From The Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Jeff Gannon

Hasn't the definition of "breaking news" really changed in the last year or so? And uh, not so much for the better?

Also? Even my mom knew about the invasion of Iraq in advance. Like, on, September 15th, 2001.— C.S.

 BREAKING NEWS: Gannon reportedly knew about Iraq attack four hours before it happened [America Blog]