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fawkedifiknow's avatar

All these dipshits are so in love with Jesus and Ronnie Reagan you can't tell me they aren't fantasizing buttsechs with both of them. In a threesome, no less.

Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

In the title I misread the word primaries as primates. It worked too well.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Wonkette—for afterwards.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Asked about his foreign policy agenda were he to be elected President, Santorum replied that he was intent on stopping gays in other countries as well.

yourlizardoverlord's avatar

Rick will have to take my porn out of my cold dead eyes.

H0mer0's avatar

yeah, needz moar sperm and KY

katahdin's avatar

Ricky also wrote a book in which he discouraged young women from attending college.He is one frothy mix of misogyny and homophobia.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

We may need to recalibrate the meters.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Hooray! A Republican presidential primary without Santorum is like a day without sunshine.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

What, exactly, do these people do between elections? I mean, they have mortgages, right? And the kids need braces. And the dog needs to be fixed. What do Rick Santorum et al do for a living?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

They're Republican debates. Of course they'll be bestiality references.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

OMG, that is not an image I wanted.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Of course, If women get educated they are not as liable to listen to his brand of bullshit. And when women have economic options they don't have to put up with inferior, controlling idiots.