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All these dipshits are so in love with Jesus and Ronnie Reagan you can't tell me they aren't fantasizing buttsechs with both of them. In a threesome, no less.

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In the title I misread the word primaries as primates. It worked too well.

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Wonkette—for afterwards.

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Asked about his foreign policy agenda were he to be elected President, Santorum replied that he was intent on stopping gays in other countries as well.

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One can only hope so.

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Rick will have to take my porn out of my cold dead eyes.

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yeah, needz moar sperm and KY

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Ricky also wrote a book in which he discouraged young women from attending college.He is one frothy mix of misogyny and homophobia.

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We may need to recalibrate the meters.

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Hooray! A Republican presidential primary without Santorum is like a day without sunshine.

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What, exactly, do these people do between elections? I mean, they have mortgages, right? And the kids need braces. And the dog needs to be fixed. What do Rick Santorum et al do for a living?

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They're Republican debates. Of course they'll be bestiality references.

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Can Mitt be far behind?

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OMG, that is not an image I wanted.

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Of course, If women get educated they are not as liable to listen to his brand of bullshit. And when women have economic options they don't have to put up with inferior, controlling idiots.

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