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AH yes, the asshole who finally spoke after Scalia died. His question was, if a domestic assault criminal would lose his guns.

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that was a weirdass movie

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nope

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Al Franken wasn't exposed as a sexual pervert. He was exposed as a comedian who took a dumb joke photo, and traumatized forever a friend of Sean Hannity's. I might add that she was traumatized by the photo that she released to the media.

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I am still mad at Barton for apologizing to BP after President Obama tried to get BP to pay to clean up after the Deepwater Horizon oil disaster.

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Thanks! 🙏🏻

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THOUGHTS / PRAYERS / A MOMENT OF SILENCE = NOTHING

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All I can think of when I see this guy is Adam Sandler yelling about OLD BALLS.

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You mean BP?

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Yes. Correction made

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They didn't always look like that, did they? I mean, this guy's got an eleven-year-old son. That means some woman actually fucked him, right?

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To be fair, it was a lot harder to get a nuke. I mean, back then, you had to, like, be a government and everything.

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Hey, is Mother Pence allowed to be alone with men?

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Oh, if only it could have been Franklin, with votes and everything. That entitled little shit was born into an empire and is only interested in keeping the grift going.

Back in the 90's, he wanted to turn his father's home church into a combination homage to his father/amusement park. Billie nixed the fuck out of that idea. Guess he finally gets to do it, so the Christians were right. Good things do come to those who wait.

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Jesus fucking Christ! That story's dated 11/23/17? Can you imagine what that thing looks like?

Probably hard to tell a photo of the big head from the little head.

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Steve Scalise got shot by someone, was in critical condition for a while.

Decided that gun regulations are not the answer after recovering.

They simply work that way.

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